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  BlueEyes708

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.

With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee; this is your peepee on drugs.

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themama

Apr 9 @ 12:42PM  

OMG that was so funny.. thanks for the laugh...
fantasyfactory

Apr 9 @ 12:45PM  
Viagra....Where the rubber meats the rode.
Viagra....Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
nawtikitty

Apr 9 @ 12:46PM  
BlueEyes708

Apr 9 @ 12:51PM  
Fine, Run with it. These were just the top 10. I'm sure there were many.

Let's make a laugh for the day. I'll hi-jack my own blog. Here

Viagra - Messes With the Laws of Physics

Viagra - It's All About The Experience

Run with it guys

And enjoy the laughs along the way
fantasyfactory

Apr 9 @ 12:53PM  
Viagra....Takes the worry out of being close.
fantasyfactory

Apr 9 @ 12:55PM  
You get a big green smooch for this one!
patrick2369

Apr 9 @ 12:58PM  
Very good , love it.
I can't. wait til I need the lil blue pill for sure now.
BlueEyes708

Apr 9 @ 1:00PM  
Were's Canu and DKW when you need them. LOL With they're sharp humor I'm sure they'd beat the Madison Ave. crowd hands down. Maybe I'll send them a nudge, so check back later.

Thanks for reading,
BlueEyes.
fantasyfactory

Apr 9 @ 1:00PM  
Plop, plop....jiz, jiz...oh what a relief it is!
canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 1:11PM  
Viagra- create an army of one

Viagra- leave it to the good hands people

Viagra- helps with life's little ups and downs

Viagra- Life comes at you fast, are you ready?

Viagra- Now if beauty came in a blue little pill!

*runs after last comment*
max49

Apr 9 @ 1:37PM  
Good one sweetie and a kudo for you.
fantasyfactory

Apr 9 @ 1:43PM  
Hard on! Applied directly to the forehead...Hard on!
fantasyfactory

Apr 9 @ 1:47PM  
Should read foreskin not forehead!
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 9 @ 2:04PM  
Hard on, hard off...Viagra!

We work HARD......So you don't have to!

Honey...we need more viagra. ( Ancient chinese secret, huh? )

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a viagra roll pop?

Viagra...take me away!

Vi-AG-ra...soon will be making another run...(ok, not a commercial )

We're looking for a few hard Men.




canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 2:17PM  
Do not use Viagra while wearing beer goggles!
TheAvenger

Apr 9 @ 2:27PM  
Viagra: "For people who share a taste for excitement."

Viagra: "Good to the last drop!"

Viagra: "Billions and billions served."

Viagra: "We Do it All for You"

Viagra: "Does (he) or doesn't (he)?"

Viagra: "Thar's a bang in every bottle!"

Viagra: "If it works, for him, it'll work for you."

Viagra: "Why don't you pick me up and smoke me
sometime?"










canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 3:25PM  
Bob takes Enzyt... see Bob's wife smile... Her smile is because Bob's mailman takes Viagra... the cuckghold that is Bob.
canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 3:40PM  
Viagra "not just for masturbation anymore"
BKB1972

Apr 9 @ 4:02PM  
Viagra - More boners in more places

Viagra - "Can I poke you now"
canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 4:06PM  
Annnticapahaiaition itssss maaakin me wait....
canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 4:06PM  
Viagra for all your roto-rooting needs
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Apr 9 @ 4:49PM  
Love the slogans!
canuhelpme258

Apr 9 @ 4:53PM  
Viagra - the little pill that could
I think I can I think I can I think I can


Viagra everything you need for sex, just add pussy!

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