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posted 4/8/2008 7:36:09 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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When giving directions in South Florida , you should always start with the words, Take I-95 . . .



If you're a snowbird or a non-working retiree, you absolutely cannot drive between the hours of 6am and 10am and 4pm and 7pm. This is considered to be rush hour and you're not in any rush. No exceptions.



Some roads just stop for no reason and then start again: Congress Avenue , Lyons Road,Jog Road.



Freeways can only go north and south. Not east and west..



A1A and ALT A1A are the same streets.



Traffic Lights aren't timed and never will be.



We measure the distance you travel in time not miles.



If you travel more than 5-10 miles on any road in South Florida without seeing an orange Bob's Barricade, you're lost!





If you miss your exit on I-95, its perfectly acceptable to back up.



Once the light turns green, only 3 cars can go through the intersection.Eight more go through on yellow and 4 on red.



Know the difference between Sun Pass , Sun Fest, Sun-Sentinel, and Sun Trust..



Flip flops, tank tops and baggy shorts are also known as business casual.



Your blinker means nothing.



English is our second language.



It is perfectly acceptable to brag about the size of your generator.



It is totally acceptable to be living in South Florida but not root for The Dolphins, The Marlins, The Heat or The Panthers.



We have alligators here in South Florida and they WILL bite you. Don't be stupid and try to feed or pet one.



Clematis is a street not a disease.



When a hurricane is headed our way, even though you have advanced warning and you are told to be prepared, you're not a true Floridian unless you wait until the absolute last minute to go to Home Depot to pick up plywood or to Publix to stock up water, ice, beer, and potato chips.



You know how to spell Okeechobee.



Do NOT buy a boat. Make friends with someone who already owns a boat That way you don't have to deal with the headaches.



There is an Okeechobee blvd, street, avenue, town, lake and county.



You weren't born here. If you were, you're angry that everyone else moved here.



There's always a Walgreens across the street from a CVS on almost every corner - with more being built every day.



When picking up a woman on South Beach,always look for an Adams apple.



It's normal to sweat when you are putting up your holiday decorations.



Jupiter is a city, not a planet.



Seniors have to do their errands during the weekdays. Not weeknights or weekends - that's for the working folks.



There are three types of dolphins: Mahi-mahi, flipper, and also one called a football team.



You can't say; "this is how we did it up north", if you think that way, then go back.



No matter what they decide in Tallahassee you will never be able to figure out your property taxes.



Learn how to dress in layers. It will be 95 degrees outside but inside any restaurant or business it's 65 degrees.



There are three things you will need to survive a south Florida winter: A long sleeved T-shirt, sunscreen and restaurant reservations that you make at least three weeks in advance.



The same neighbor who smiles at you every day will be the first one to rat you out if you are violating water restrictions.

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fukky

Apr 8 @ 7:41PM  
So funny and so true!
Scottishtease

Apr 8 @ 7:44PM  
sugarnspice005

Apr 8 @ 8:02PM  
When picking up a woman on South Beach,always look for an Adams apple.
BKB1972

Apr 8 @ 8:06PM  
Clematis is a street not a disease.
So why, after my last trip, was I taking antibiotics for 10 days...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 8 @ 9:17PM  


And you have to go to Florida to get a true Hurricane (the drink). And they will wipe you off the face of the earth.
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 8 @ 10:49PM  
No shit!
RedShien

Apr 8 @ 11:17PM  
Was down there two years ago for some training and we had a two hour safety lecture on dirving there!
tetons

Apr 10 @ 7:08AM  
Actually, when i lived there, I started all my direction giving with; "Go North on I-95"

nawtikitty

Apr 10 @ 8:06AM  
Clematis is a street not a disease.

So why, after my last trip, was I taking antibiotics for 10 days

pst? Hon?That's Chlamydia..big difference




Clematis is also a flower in my backyard lol
fantasyfactory

Apr 10 @ 8:21AM  
How about it is common to come up on a car in the left lane on any interstate in the state going 45-50 mph. The dead give away as to what is going on is you can only see a puff of blue hair and a skinny pair of knuckles on the steering wheel from behind.

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