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YOU KNOW YOUR TOO HORNY WHEN........(ADD ON) posted 4/8/2008 7:21:42 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: sunshine   Sunshine79 ......the cop starts to put the handcuffs around your wrist and you cant help but notice the warming sensation coming from between your legs. ......giant cucumbers becomes your favorite food, but not because thier edible. ......you watch the movie Forrest Gump and find it arousing when Tom Hanks says J-e-n-n-y .....you start making appointments with the gyno every month, there is nothing wrong with a monthly check up right? .....You get a woody from reading national geographic ......the skin on your hands are the softest around from the amount of vaseline that you use ......You need 7 computers to store all your porn ......You work extra hours just to afford the playboy channel ......Watching woody woodpecker gives you a good idea ......When the Operater tells you to stop calling or they will block you ......Your Credit card is maxed from 900#s ......Your pharmacy is out of KY jelly and suggests you buy stock ......You are well known to every porn store in your area and have accounts at all of them ......Your the first one in line for the newest blow up doll.... And You are the line! OK....YOUR TURN! ADD ON WHATEVER COMES TO MIND!! ................ ................ ................ ........... ........... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by Sunshine79: What do you do with your leftovers??? Happy Thirsty Thursday!! Dusty Underwear.......LMAO!!! The South Florida Code....LMAO!! How True! Sick Fucks, I can't even watch the news anymore!! YOU KNOW YOUR TOO HORNY WHEN........(ADD ON) Do You SHARE Toys?? Non-living Objects that are Male & Female.....LMAO! The Horth Whithperer & the Midget (Might Offend Some) Why Ice Cream is Better than Men!

nylimat18	Apr 8 @ 7:43AM
	.... when your hand is your only friend!!
Lisa46	Apr 8 @ 7:49AM
	you buy batteries every week at the grocery store
itsallforfun	Apr 8 @ 8:12AM
	You burn out your new vibrator in a month but have damn good time doing it!!!
saxman2005	Apr 8 @ 8:18AM
	....when you get carpel tunnel in your left hand and you discover that you're ambidextrous
patrick2369	Apr 8 @ 8:18AM
	You didn't notice that during your last shower the hot water ran out an hour ago and you missed an entire 1st half of a football game.
Sunshine79	Apr 8 @ 8:20AM
	you buy batteries every week at the grocery store I'm guilty of this!!
Sunshine79	Apr 8 @ 8:20AM
	You burn out your new vibrator in a month but have damn good time doing it!!! I broke my rabbit the 2nd time I used it......
SxzeNewMe	Apr 8 @ 8:26AM
	When wearing panties turns you on to no end just because you can feel them...and trust me, taking them off doesn't help!
themama	Apr 8 @ 9:09AM
	You buy recharble batteries..Finding out it is alot Cheaper that way...
coltsfootball	Apr 8 @ 10:21AM
	You Call A Lumber Yard...Pretending To Be A Supplier And Ask This Sexy Sounding Secretary If She Wants To Buy Some "Morning Wood"
straightup_9	Apr 8 @ 10:23AM
	When you try on a new pair of gloves, and get a hard on thinking how sexy they look.....
ThePurpleProphet	Apr 8 @ 11:39AM
	You start cutting holes in the wall so you can have variety.
Natgoat	Apr 8 @ 12:02PM
	When you realize that if it weren't for typing and your Golf game . . You'd have no use for your Left hand . . At All..!! . . . .
SxzeNewMe	Apr 8 @ 12:08PM
	You start cutting holes in the wall so you can have variety. Now that's fuckin' funny!
lunanegra	Apr 8 @ 12:39PM
	...when that homeless guy on the corner starts looking good to you. What?
luchococlibre	Apr 8 @ 1:04PM
	yes yes Pedro is to horny now all these wamen make Pedro go happy in paints
canuhelpme258	Apr 8 @ 1:21PM
	You have a premature ejaculation while masturbating Then you gotta apologize to yourself Oh wait that NEVER EVER happened to me only two times
BKB1972	Apr 8 @ 1:31PM
	When you read all these, see no humor & can relate to all.... <-------- Homeless guy in the corner
fantasyfactory	Apr 8 @ 1:33PM
	.....you would fuck a rock, because you thought there was a snake underneath it!
Scottishtease	Apr 8 @ 6:39PM
	The massaging jet in your hand held shower "head" has stopped working from the continuous use. Thanks you guys I am laughing so hard right now Proph. yours is my fav. chuckle. :>)
blackskyline4	Apr 10 @ 4:46PM
	... When the blow up doll leaves you... ...when you have to listen to recorded phone sex because your bill is to high... ... when your monthy subscribtion to playboy is more then you electric bill... ... When you have more muscle in one arm then you do every where else... ... if during your off time you look to see if you could have broken a world record... ... If the ER nurse knows you by name due to 1st and 2nd degree burns...