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YOU KNOW YOUR TOO HORNY WHEN........(ADD ON)

posted 4/8/2008 7:21:42 AM |
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  Sunshine79

......the cop starts to put the handcuffs around your wrist and you cant help but notice the warming sensation coming from between your legs.

......giant cucumbers becomes your favorite food, but not because thier edible.

......you watch the movie Forrest Gump and find it arousing when Tom Hanks says J-e-n-n-y

.....you start making appointments with the gyno every month, there is nothing wrong with a monthly check up right?

.....You get a woody from reading national geographic

......the skin on your hands are the softest around from the amount of vaseline that you use

......You need 7 computers to store all your porn

......You work extra hours just to afford the playboy channel

......Watching woody woodpecker gives you a good idea

......When the Operater tells you to stop calling or they will block you

......Your Credit card is maxed from 900#s

......Your pharmacy is out of KY jelly and suggests you buy stock

......You are well known to every porn store in your area and have accounts at all of them

......Your the first one in line for the newest blow up doll.... And You are the line!

OK....YOUR TURN! ADD ON WHATEVER COMES TO MIND!!

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nylimat18

Apr 8 @ 7:43AM  
.... when your hand is your only friend!!
Lisa46

Apr 8 @ 7:49AM  
you buy batteries every week at the grocery store
itsallforfun

Apr 8 @ 8:12AM  
You burn out your new vibrator in a month but have damn good time doing it!!!
saxman2005

Apr 8 @ 8:18AM  
....when you get carpel tunnel in your left hand and you discover that you're ambidextrous
patrick2369

Apr 8 @ 8:18AM  
You didn't notice that during your last shower the hot water ran out an hour ago and you missed an entire 1st half of a football game.
Sunshine79

Apr 8 @ 8:20AM  
you buy batteries every week at the grocery store

I'm guilty of this!!
Sunshine79

Apr 8 @ 8:20AM  
You burn out your new vibrator in a month but have damn good time doing it!!!

I broke my rabbit the 2nd time I used it......
SxzeNewMe

Apr 8 @ 8:26AM  
When wearing panties turns you on to no end just because you can feel them...and trust me, taking them off doesn't help!
themama

Apr 8 @ 9:09AM  
You buy recharble batteries..Finding out it is alot Cheaper that way...
coltsfootball

Apr 8 @ 10:21AM  
You Call A Lumber Yard...Pretending To Be A Supplier And Ask This Sexy Sounding Secretary If She Wants To Buy Some "Morning Wood"
straightup_9

Apr 8 @ 10:23AM  
When you try on a new pair of gloves, and get a hard on thinking how sexy they look.....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 8 @ 11:39AM  
You start cutting holes in the wall so you can have variety.
Natgoat

Apr 8 @ 12:02PM  
When you realize that if it weren't for typing and your Golf game . .
You'd have no use for your Left hand . . At All..!!
. . . .
SxzeNewMe

Apr 8 @ 12:08PM  
You start cutting holes in the wall so you can have variety.
Now that's fuckin' funny!
lunanegra

Apr 8 @ 12:39PM  
...when that homeless guy on the corner starts looking good to you.

What?
luchococlibre

Apr 8 @ 1:04PM  
yes yes Pedro is to horny now all these wamen make Pedro go happy in paints
canuhelpme258

Apr 8 @ 1:21PM  
You have a premature ejaculation while masturbating

Then you gotta apologize to yourself


Oh wait that NEVER EVER happened to me only two times
BKB1972

Apr 8 @ 1:31PM  
When you read all these, see no humor & can relate to all....
<-------- Homeless guy in the corner
fantasyfactory

Apr 8 @ 1:33PM  
.....you would fuck a rock, because you thought there was a snake underneath it!
Scottishtease

Apr 8 @ 6:39PM  
The massaging jet in your hand held shower "head" has stopped working from the continuous use. Thanks you guys I am laughing so hard right now
Proph. yours is my fav. chuckle. :>)
blackskyline4

Apr 10 @ 4:46PM  
... When the blow up doll leaves you...

...when you have to listen to recorded phone sex because your bill is to high...

... when your monthy subscribtion to playboy is more then you electric bill...

... When you have more muscle in one arm then you do every where else...

... if during your off time you look to see if you could have broken a world record...

... If the ER nurse knows you by name due to 1st and 2nd degree burns...

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