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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Baby I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.

I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?

I less than three you

That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s

YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo

I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

You're as sweet at 3.14.

Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.

Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

White & Nerdy

Mathmaticious


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aftershox

Apr 7 @ 12:07AM  
I always say the biggest sex organ is between the ears,, Yanno,, I logged off,,then saw your blog.

Back in calculus, I always was fond of the Integral of e to the x power. (spell S e x for those of you who are mathematically challenged)

Sad thing is, I actually responded to the pick up line "Do you want to see my system and software?"

But that was back when I had an Apple II with 64k running off of a cassette recorder and hooked up to an ordinary Color TV.
BKB1972

Apr 7 @ 12:39AM  
Funny stuff carrie girl! U sooo silly
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 7 @ 12:51AM  
Best one I ever read, from craigslist.....

I'm looking for a man to photophosphorylate me all night long. - w4m


I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. My stroma is leaking all over the place. We can do it in the alpha or beta configuration, whichever you prefer. You whip me with your flagellum, tubulin subunits flying everywhere. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after. Please have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid. Pump me up and down your concentration gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control. I can go both ways, just like an amphipathic phospholipid. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

Let me know if this makes you secrete.


DarkDesires99

Apr 7 @ 12:54AM  
Oh I love Nerds!
Yes I do, mostly because I am one.
Cute blog and very funny!
canuhelpme258

Apr 7 @ 2:26AM  
I wish I understood them..... lol.....
mcroxton

Apr 7 @ 3:22AM  
Once again, cutcarrie6969, you have lightened my evening. Thanks!
aftershox

Apr 7 @ 6:41AM  
I would love to see porn dubbed over with nerdy talk. II weren't so media -challenged and had more time on my hands, I would so totally do it.


A hot line from Star Trek that makes me "secrete" is when Lt. Yar asks how "functional" Data is; and he replies he is fully functional and is programmed in many love-making techniques"techniques," a wide variety of pleasuring....
NachoBaby

Apr 7 @ 10:02AM  
Nerd to Redneck Translation Services... to the rescueeeeeeeeeeee...

they said... "Wanna Fuck?"
Dominus

Apr 23 @ 8:31PM  
Sorry I missed this before...

Thake that...

and that...

and that...

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