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The duck and the dwarf with a hammer

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  ThePurpleProphet

Once upon a time there was a duck. A very handsome duck. There was also a dwarf with a hammer. A war hammer. Now the duck just wanted to be friends with every body, so he played nice and didn't talk behind peoples back. The dwarf was similar, but he had a war hammer. We also know that the dwarf was smart for he knew how fat the duck was without asking. And since the dwarf was smart the duck was always reading the dwarfs' writing so as to further his own intelect. In conclusion The dwarf is smart and carries a war hammer. The duck walks like a duck and quack like a duck and swim like a duck. Oh, and the can fly. And although they disagreed on some things they were still friends and enjoyed chasing the women of Pervia together.

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aftershox

Apr 5 @ 6:37PM  
there must be something in this message, but I sure can't figure it out.

Duck rhymes with ... naw that can't be it

a dwarf is that same as a midget, naw it can;t be that kinky midget thing

the duck was fat? WTF?

the duck had to be pretty smart to read the dwarf's writing.. and they both chase the women of Pervia...

TheAvenger

Apr 5 @ 6:54PM  
Basically, just a little friendly testosterone slinging going on, from what I can tell.
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 5 @ 7:23PM  
MMMM...now where's my recipe for duck L'orange again....
Scottishtease

Apr 5 @ 8:39PM  
way to go Purple prophet !!!
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Apr 5 @ 8:45PM  
Ever thought about writing a book?
Looking4ever

Apr 5 @ 9:06PM  
You drinking MD 20/20 too?
Chrisha

Apr 5 @ 9:56PM  
BEST STORY EVER!!!!!!!!!
Wordsofwit

Apr 5 @ 10:10PM  
No, looking4ever, I believe he drinking cold duck. I kept waiting for the punch line or the point and never found it. But then again, I thought it was going to be a joke.
Wordsofwit

Apr 5 @ 10:21PM  
This adolescent boy lived on the outskirts of a very small town. His family had chickens, a cow, a sheep, and even a few ducks. He asked his mom if he could go to the movies and she agreed after he completed the chores he had put off doing. He finally got them done but the movie was almost ready to begin. He ran out the front but wasn't paying attention and a duckling got out before he closed the gate. He chased after the duckling which fortunately heading in the same direction as the theater. He finally caught it but he couldn't take it home and make back to the theater in time for the start of the movie. He decided to hide it in his pants and no worry about it. THe duckling got fidgety after awhile and he finally unzipped his pants and it poke its head out. The duckling began to quack, so he began to pet it to keep it calm. A woman a row back and over a few seats noticed the activity began to stare. Her husband noticed as asked her what she was staring it. She said to him, "Look at what that boy is doing." Her husband gave a casual glance towards the boy and turned to his wife, "It is common for boys that to do that to themselves." His wife replied, "I know that, but his is eating popcorn."
Sunshine79

Apr 6 @ 3:16AM  
I think the point here is...Can't we all be friends??
NachoBaby

Apr 6 @ 10:56AM  
His is eating popcorn.. ..

Who be flickin the Purp crap? Want me to bite em?
swyeter

Apr 7 @ 12:03AM  
Just a frigging minute, when you said you were going to write a blog about us you didn't say you were gonna make me a dwarf. I have you know that I am at least 4'10" when I tip toe.

Oh yeah, BTW I do think my cohort in arms, DKW, has figured out why I keep trying to fatten you up.

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