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Non-living Objects that are Male & Female.....LMAO!

posted 4/5/2008 2:08:39 PM |
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  Sunshine79

You might not have known this, but a lot of nonliving objects are
actually either male or female.


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Here are some examples:



FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.


TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often
over inflated.



HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt



SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the
weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly
changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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Comments:

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aslag

Apr 5 @ 2:11PM  
Sadly, I can't disagree with any of that. Excellent post. And a green thing for ye trouble me lass!
DarkDesires99

Apr 5 @ 2:12PM  
Good ones!
Strangely enough even though most guys like to watch girl on girl action they won’t give up their remote to a woman.
lunanegra

Apr 5 @ 2:14PM  
Oh yeah...good ones,lol
max49

online now!
Apr 5 @ 2:14PM  
Hmm... Good point.
Scottishtease

Apr 5 @ 2:24PM  
boy did you hit the nail right on the head with that one chuckle.
NightOfOld

Apr 5 @ 2:28PM  

Right on
jcarolina

Apr 5 @ 2:28PM  
like hell@ the hammer one!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 2:32PM  
So true, so true.
themama

Apr 5 @ 2:37PM  
Good.ones...
itsallforfun

Apr 5 @ 2:56PM  
I agree with all of them!!! Have a cookie Sunshine!!
aftershox

Apr 5 @ 7:00PM  
I am disappointed this wasn' t a grammar lesson on the gender of nouns.

Leaving a kudo,,, still chuckling,
StraddleMyNose

Apr 6 @ 3:41AM  
lol...funny, Meagan!
blackskyline4

Apr 10 @ 5:51PM  
i have no arguements...

but i do have some additions...

Computers... Females. you turn them on and then leave when your finished with your business

Cars ... Females. Every guy wants to own one before he knows what to do with them. when we get one they have to be shown off to everybody we know like a trophy unless its ugly then its the second best kept secret we have

The Refridgerator. Male you look inside every so often hoping for something new to be in there... but its just the same old crap

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