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The Horth Whithperer & the Midget (Might Offend Some)

posted 4/5/2008 7:50:48 AM |
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If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

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A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the
once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's
ears.

'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?'

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
gain and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out
and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a
widdlebit
'?

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sumdaysoon

Apr 5 @ 8:03AM  
now that is a funny..........
itsallforfun

Apr 5 @ 8:12AM  
now that had me laughing so hard I had tears!!
Xien607

Apr 5 @ 8:14AM  
I had to back track on that one,,

Very Good
blackskyline4

Apr 5 @ 9:08AM  
midget head in horse twat
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 12:40PM  


I'm sure you offended someone but not me.
Scottishtease

Apr 5 @ 2:06PM  
Kudo for you dear. :>)

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