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Why Ice Cream is Better than Men!

posted 4/5/2008 12:45:02 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Why Ice Cream Is Better Than A Man.



1. You do not have to train Ice Cream to make you happy, Ice Cream does it automatically

2. Ice Cream does not lie to you.

3. Ice Cream does not make you cry (not in THAT way anyway)

4. Ice Cream does not cheat on you

5. Ice Cream will not stalk or threaten you

6. Ice Cream does not ask you to explain where you have been

7. Ice Cream never questions your trust

8. Ice Cream does not become jealous of other Ice Cream

9. Ice Cream never ask you to stop talking to certain friends

10. If the Ice Cream is too small you can always get a bigger one

11. Ice Cream is SUPPOSED to be cold

12. You will not have to force an Ice Cream to mature

13. No Ice Cream-in-laws

14. There are no strings attached unless you want them to be

15. Ice Cream never takes back their promises

16. Ice Cream is always there for you, day or night

17. Ice Cream does not mess with your mind

18. Therefore you NEVER have to say/hear the words "Look, we need to talk"

19. The most complicated things can get is deciding if you want chocolate or rainbow sprinkles with your fudge sauce

20. Ice Cream will not lay on the couch all day watching football and consider "Hey babe, can you grab me another beer?" as conversation

21. Ice Cream never talks back!

22. Ice Cream will not blame their problems on you

23. Ice cream is one of the greatest things created for pleasure.

24. Ice Cream is actually sweet to eat

25. Ice Cream comes in a lot of different flavors

26. Ice Cream keeps you happy for longer than three minutes

27. When you put Ice Cream in your mouth you do not have to pretend you enjoy it because you actually do

28. You can eat Ice Cream more than once a day

29. You never have to fake it. If the Ice Cream is not good, you can just throw it out, GUILT FREE!

And Sunshine hates Ice Cream....Go figure!!

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ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 12:55AM  
The hotter it gets the better a man gets. Ice cream melts when it gets too hot.

Damn, that's all I have. I lost to ice cream.
Sunshine79

Apr 5 @ 12:57AM  
Yeah yeah...I'm lactose intolerant anyway.....Ice cream loses, Purple Prophet wins!!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 1:01AM  
What's my prize?
Zaftik

Apr 5 @ 1:02AM  
Ummm......you put a lot of thought into this....and you're lactose intolerant

That has to be some cruel cosmic joke
A sympathy greenie for you and cause it was funny ...the list not your intolerance
lunanegra

Apr 5 @ 1:09AM  
But men just like ice cream,you both have to keep licking or they'll go soft and you cant stick a man in the freezer so he'll get hard again! *rimshot*

I'll be here all night folks,try the veal and tip your waitress.
Zaftik

Apr 5 @ 1:26AM  
@ Luna !!!
I owe you a cookie for that one
sexyme4sexyu

Apr 5 @ 1:29AM  
awww, 1 free... I would say ice cream but u can't have it! Would a clit licking make u feel better instead? LOL, you must have some seriously bad luck with men Sunshine, you have my sympathies. I know. Brownies. Go buy u some brownies. It's not ice cream but they're tasty! They even come in the happy variety!
asnet

Apr 5 @ 2:20AM  
Lactose-free ice cream is here:

http://www.wideopenwest.com/~tjnagridge/icescream/
lactosefreeicecream.html


click on
here
ten click on
Ice Scream
asnet

Apr 5 @ 2:23AM  
Lactose-free ice cream is here:

http://www.wideopenwest.com/~tjnagridge/icescream/
lactosefreeicecream.html


click on
here
then click on
Ice Scream
beefygoblin

Apr 5 @ 3:18AM  
All of china is lactose intollerent, hence the tiny serving size of chinese icecream. I mean realy, is that the free sample? Are you sh-tting me.... and you thought that .... was the only undersized thing in the orient.

A great thing to invest in right now, is lactase - due to the expansion of third world economies and the growing sweet tooth of the ever americanised peoples (the majority of adult humans on this planet can not digest raw milk).

Most athletes are lactose intollerent...don't want to bore you with the science. Point is, don't be sad. Take a pill and get a tiny chinese serving from little asian deli up the street. They make it realy fancy- as to make up for the size.
sumdaysoon

Apr 5 @ 5:15AM  
do you want an orange sherbet.........cone..........
Sunshine79

Apr 5 @ 7:00AM  
But men just like ice cream,you both have to keep licking or they'll go soft and you cant stick a man in the freezer so he'll get hard again! *rimshot*

Luna...Ya got a point there!!

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