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  ThePurpleProphet

A virtual beach house party. I just rented this virtual beach house (actually it's a manision) and two miles of beach. 12 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, plus more for everyones use. Plus a fully equiped BDSM dungeon for any who would like to use it. On the beach there are 20 hugh grills and 10 jacuzzis for your pleasure. I'm preparing brats on the first grill. Oh and before I forget, 3 full size refrigerated semi-trucks full of your favorite beer.

So let's get this party started. It looks like the first batch of brats are done.

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Looking4ever

Apr 4 @ 8:23PM  
Me and my gguy get a room! Well, if it's warm...or we're not coming to your party. What kind of Mexican beer do you have on tap? Oh, never mind! Got Blue Moon on tap? And oranges?
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:24PM  
You won't get turned on if you watch me eat a brat will you??
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:26PM  
Here's the keys room number 1, a bucket of oranges and a pitcher of Blue Moon.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:27PM  
BKB, what do want on that baby?
Looking4ever

Apr 4 @ 8:29PM  
You won't get turned on if you watch me eat a brat will you??

You never know. I might!
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:29PM  
mustard & grilled onions.... no special sauce for me
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:30PM  
I got two for BKB just in case you hungry.
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:30PM  
4ever...you just made me blush What if I eat it like this???
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:32PM  
Do you have man with ya Looking or you reserving a room for when you find a man?
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:32PM  
... sneaks in the back door and ask the Prophet for a room. Begs him not to tell anyone that she is a Brat.

Avoids the barbecue grills and jumps in the hot tub...

BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:32PM  
There's a whole visual on "the fun way" to eat a brat....somebody's GOT to go there
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:34PM  
Here is the key for bedroom number two, Shox. Please don't lose that in the hot tub.
Looking4ever

Apr 4 @ 8:34PM  
Do you have man with ya Looking or you reserving a room for when you find a man?

He's not HERE yet but soon will be....

BKB...come closer so I can watch....
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:35PM  
Mustard and grilled onions would be soo wrong...
rnj1013

Apr 4 @ 8:36PM  
Dude! I make sausage for a livin so the brats and all the meats are on me
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:36PM  
Damn BKB, I would never have thought of doing that to a brat. Now I know why the girl like you.
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:36PM  
(slinks over with mustard on his lips)"Hey Baby"







(Burps beer & onions)
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:37PM  
uh oh.. I think I lost my key..
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:37PM  
Alright, RNJ, I'll step over to the next grill and start some pork chops.
Looking4ever

Apr 4 @ 8:38PM  
(Burps beer & onions)

Gawd! I am so turned on now....
RedShien

Apr 4 @ 8:38PM  
On my way with some beer can chickens and a pinata filled with "toys"
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:38PM  
beer and onions...

reminds me of another blog.. the taste of jizz.. beer and onions can;t be god for that, can it?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:39PM  
DIVERS, I have a lost key. Talk to Shox and dive her hot tube for the key please.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:40PM  
Hey Shein, welcome, what kinda toys you got there?
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:40PM  
ooohh. that tickles...
RedShien

Apr 4 @ 8:41PM  
Ya gotta break the pinata and find out
(dives in hot tub)
What's this? Not a key.....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:43PM  
hits pinata but it doesn't break

Who's next.
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:44PM  
(stagers around shakin' his groove thang') Limbo? I feel like getin' low...
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:46PM  
reminds me of another blog.. the taste of jizz.. beer and onions can;t be god for that, can it?
Two words.... Re search....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:46PM  
BKB gettin low girls. Check this out.
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:48PM  
mmmm
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:49PM  
Shox is that from the hot tub, the divers, or from watching BKB.
canuhelpme258

Apr 4 @ 8:49PM  
Sunny and I'll take a room with restraints on the bed
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 8:49PM  
On my way with some beer can chickens and a pinata filled with "toys"

Thank christ Im bi.. now...PP..where's all the hotties

OR..I could find a man....AND a woman


and and and
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:50PM  
oh yessss...mmmm
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:52PM  
Canu you and Sunny get bedroom number 12. And I'll send up some other special things for the two of you later.
RedShien

Apr 4 @ 8:53PM  
Need a guinness...can anyone help with getting a good head on it?
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:53PM  
(slaps the Purple one on the ass) GOOD GAME!!
...and drops a Kudo...
canuhelpme258

Apr 4 @ 8:54PM  
Latex gloves a whip a flog three dozen down pillows a gallon of lard twenty five plastic cups three hard boiled eggs a pair of safety goggles (safety first!) 14 extra large condoms and a roll of bubble wrap ... that'll get us started!
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 8:54PM  
helluva a party you have here, Prophet.

Do all the rooms have restraints?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:55PM  
Nawti just prowl around and see what you can find. Things are getting wild. If you can't find what you need I'm available.
canuhelpme258

Apr 4 @ 8:55PM  
Oh Sunny wants fresh flowers too


oh and a mint on her pillow...
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 8:55PM  
I can always get a good "head on"


now about those restraints.

and can I watch?
RedShien

Apr 4 @ 8:55PM  
Holy crap canu...am I going to have to get another pinata just for you guys?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:56PM  
Shox, the dungeon is loaded with restriants and there are partitions down there. As far as the bedrooms 10 - 12 have restraints. Did you want to trade in your key?
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 8:57PM  
I prefer to just have some cuddling for now PP..

Maybe I'll snuggle up to BK..or you.or ..or

BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 8:57PM  
(safety first!)

I brought finger condoms....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 8:59PM  
Hands a Guiness to Shien

takes toys to Canu and Sunny and fresh flowers and a yummy mint

nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 9:00PM  
awww Come on BK

you'll need a way bigger condom than that one

oh..its not for..........oh my
Looking4ever

Apr 4 @ 9:00PM  
Limbo? I feel like getin' low...

I'm only 5'. Low enough for ya?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:00PM  
Pork chops are done. I'm headed to the next grill to start the t-bones.
RedShien

Apr 4 @ 9:01PM  
Cheers PP... good party
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 9:01PM  
C'mere Kitty... How do you like your brat?
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 9:03PM  
hehehe


well done BK...and ready to "go"
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 9:05PM  
All the fixins or just plain in a bum....oops sorry to much beer....bun I meant bun...pervs
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:05PM  
Is every one having fun? Guess what I have? A free lap dance for everyone here.
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 9:06PM  
I happen to actually love my meat "raw" BK


and PP? I'd be more than happy to give you a lap dance darlin'
RedShien

Apr 4 @ 9:08PM  
(finds a chair and setles in with a big grin)
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:08PM  
Plops down in the sand and awaits lap dance
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 9:09PM  
I always wanted a lap dance...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:10PM  
Shox and Shien, any preferences on your lap dancer.
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 9:11PM  
aftershox I'd be more than happy to give you a lap dance if you'd like *smiles softly*

Right here in front of everyone or

somewhere private?
BKB1972

Apr 4 @ 9:13PM  
(calls a taxi) Gotta' go...thanks for the party PP!!
Kitty...thanks for having a brat with me
Everyone....I want pictures!!!
Later....
BlueEyes708

Apr 4 @ 9:13PM  
Hey, Can I join??? My Man should be here after work

I'll take a brat with kraut.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:14PM  
Just finished the t-bones, BKB, Want one for the road?
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 9:14PM  
there are German guys here? Holy Wienerschnitzel!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:15PM  
Comin right up Blue Eyes. You wanna reserve a room now or take your chances?
aftershox

Apr 4 @ 9:15PM  
bye BK!

Thanx for the memories...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:16PM  
Hey Shox did you get some?
BlueEyes708

Apr 4 @ 9:17PM  
Give me a key, if we decide not to use it, I'll pass it on.

ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:18PM  
Bedroom number four for you Blue Eyes. Watcha drinking?
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 9:19PM  
anyone ever consider using the chat room?


*gropes PP"s tushie on her way to the bathroom*
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:21PM  
Follows Nawti into the bathroom.
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 9:24PM  
Bumps into PP

Hey..whatcha doing?
nawtikitty

Apr 4 @ 9:24PM  
Bumps into PP

Hey..whatcha doing?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:25PM  
Just checking to see if you needed any help, Nawti
BlueEyes708

Apr 4 @ 9:26PM  
Got any Ice Cold Coors Light? If not I'll take a Amstels
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:28PM  
Blue Eyes, we "virtually" have everything.

Here is a Coors Light just for you. The mountain is blue just like your eyes.
BlueEyes708

Apr 4 @ 9:32PM  
Thanks, I think I'll go walk on the beach for a while. Be back when my guy gets here.

ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 9:33PM  
Be careful out there.
Sunshine79

Apr 4 @ 10:01PM  
Plus a fully equiped BDSM dungeon

I am SO there!!!

I'm bringin' the toys, jell-o shots and potato salad!!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:03PM  
Great Sunshine, I was begining to think the party died out. Care for a brat or a steak?
SpunkyRed

Apr 4 @ 10:11PM  
Hmmmm...I think i'll take a brat and a shot of tequila and a shot of jager. Im heading down to the beach..gonna pass out there! Anyone wanna join Spunky?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:13PM  
Hey Spunky, I don't think anybody else is here. What would you like on your brat?
Zaftik

Apr 4 @ 10:16PM  
Oooo, Jello Shots!!! I am soooo there!!
Throw something on the grill, I'm on my way!!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:18PM  
Got brats, pork chops and t-bone steaks, which one would you like Zaftik?
lunanegra

Apr 4 @ 10:19PM  
Hey man,one beer to drown my troubles in...let's go.
themama

Apr 4 @ 10:20PM  
Grabs a beer just to drink and say hello..
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:23PM  
Hey Mama, hey Luna, beers comin up. Either of you two hungry?
themama

Apr 4 @ 10:24PM  
Nope not hungry thanks for asking.
whitecat812

Apr 4 @ 10:27PM  
Tiki torches and candles lit by the Jacuzzi...Clothing optional
Trays of jello shots, pitchers of beer, and......
Ahh...so warm....who's gettin in?


Zaftik

Apr 4 @ 10:28PM  
Gimme one of everything Proph
It's been a long day and I'm hungry
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:28PM  
Hey, I just got the stereo system to work. First up is "Black Dog" by Led Zepplin
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:30PM  
Hey whitecat, you a little excited? You forgot to take off your socks.

Here ya go Zaftik, one of everything.
whitecat812

Apr 4 @ 10:33PM  
all's good with socks...thats's so someone can follow the wet footprints to my room for some...ummm....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:40PM  
I gotcha whitecat. Care for a t-bone with grilled onions and mushrooms?
whitecat812

Apr 4 @ 10:42PM  
Hell yeah thank you..please have it delivered by one of the hot AMD ladies
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 10:47PM  
Well that's up to them. But if one doesn't step up, I have my own personal servers that can provide a lap dance if needed. Even if you are sitting in the jaccuzi.
whitecat812

Apr 4 @ 10:58PM  
So many sexy AMD women...gots ta be one that will join me
casuallylooking

Apr 4 @ 11:05PM  
Really nice to see everyone in a party mood.....
Great idea, Purple...

Why is whitecat walking around with just wet socks on?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 11:08PM  
He's looking a pretty girl like you to share his steak with.
Sunshine79

Apr 4 @ 11:16PM  
Ummm...Tube Steak please.....Gettin' kinda hungry here....

This Margarita and it's Salted rim....Know what that means!!! MMmmMmmm!
whitecat812

Apr 4 @ 11:19PM  
How would you like that tube steak...small,medium,or large
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 11:26PM  
Any request for music? And Sunshine, would like some hot sauce on your tube steak or do you prefer yours rare?
lunanegra

Apr 4 @ 11:26PM  
Purple,not much of an appetite but you can pass me another cold one.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 11:28PM  
Sure Luna, where did you go off to? I missed ya.
Zaftik

Apr 4 @ 11:31PM  
Mmmmm, good food Proph****she says as she licks her fingers****

Oooo, and can I get one of those Margaritas??? Make it a BIG one with lots of salt!!
Yuuummmmm!
loveableone

Apr 4 @ 11:33PM  
Hey y'all, just droppin in to say hello!! If you have any belinis I will take one of those, dont need much as I had enough last night to last me TOO long!! Then I would like a hottub then massage - really need a massage!!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 11:38PM  
Zaftik, one giant size margarita coming up.

Loveable, we have everything you need. Including your own personal massuese for the evening.
mcroxton

Apr 4 @ 11:40PM  
That is freakin' SWEEET, PP! Gimme a brat with some horseradish mustard and place in a jacuzzi! Then all I would need is one beautiful rose that knows my name...

...And I don't mean to be a party pooper... but I don't drink.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 11:43PM  
mc, here ya go buddy and look what I found. Some of that kick ass tea your always drinking. Dude ya know I'd do you right.
loveableone

Apr 4 @ 11:44PM  
Thanks PP, just need to relax tonight!! You ROCK!!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 4 @ 11:46PM  
Thanks loveable, speaking of rock any request for th d.j.
Zaftik

Apr 4 @ 11:55PM  
Thanks Proph! Mmmmm..delish!!
Hey I think I'll go hang out in the jacuzzi with Mcroxton
lunanegra

Apr 5 @ 12:04AM  
Hey,wheres Devious? It isn't a party without her,she really makes it...interesting,lol
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 12:08AM  
Luna, I haven't seen devious today. She's probably stirring up trouble some where. Don't tell her I said that though.
lunanegra

Apr 5 @ 12:29AM  
Aw,but she's a cool chick.Anyway,someone play something so I can have an excuse to drunkenly bump and grind on everyone,lol
mcroxton

Apr 5 @ 12:29AM  
mc, here ya go buddy and look what I found. Some of that kick ass tea your always drinking. Dude ya know I'd do you right.

Sweeeeet!!
mcroxton

Apr 5 @ 12:31AM  
So what kind of tunes we got? Maybe some Led Zeppelin, or The Doors... ?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 12:31AM  
How about some Prince "Nikki" and then some Michael Jackson "Dirty Diana". That's a couple of good grindin songs.
Sunshine79

Apr 5 @ 12:33AM  
I'll take the tube steak any way I can get it....LOL
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 12:36AM  
I only have one tube steak and I've been saving it for you, Sunshine.
SxzeNewMe

Apr 5 @ 12:39AM  
I knew a girl named Nomi I guess you could say she was a sex fiend;
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?" and I could not not resist
when I saw little Nomi grind...

Oh yeah....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 12:40AM  
Go Nomi, go girl!
xdcfx

Apr 5 @ 12:47AM  
Hey thanks for the invite prophet!!! looks like a great party....andyone looking for me can find me in the hot tub on the north deck.

Hey prophet here catch this KUDO!
xdcfx

Apr 5 @ 12:48AM  
and that was anyone lol
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 12:51AM  
Care for a brat, Thom?
BlueEyes708

Apr 5 @ 12:58AM  
Just coming up from the beach to check things out. Looks like you have a nice crowd here. DKW won't make it untill after 2 your time PP. If the party is dead, we'll just make sure all the fires are out, so nothing burns to the ground.

I'm heading back to the beach, The moonlight on the waves are really relaxing.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 1:04AM  
Welcome back Blue Eyes. Them waves can be hypnotizing, huh?
lunanegra

Apr 5 @ 1:04AM  
Where's the pool? I brought a swimsuit and an innertube,just wanted to float around and sip my beer.I forgot I'm too shy to dance,even when drunk,lol
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 1:06AM  
Sorry Luna, just the ocean. I can tie the rope down somewhere so you don't drift off.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 1:19AM  
I've tried to fight it but the sandman has come to take me away. Anybody that wants to keep the party going feel free. I'm gonna head down to the dungeon for some peace and quiet.
lunanegra

Apr 5 @ 1:25AM  
The ocean is fine,good for meditating on.
Zaftik

Apr 5 @ 1:33AM  
Night Proph BTW LOOOVE that song " Darling Nikki"
Somebody get me a drink...I feel like singing...................

I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

DarkKnightWalking

Apr 5 @ 3:10AM  
A wicked laugh echoes across the patio as a small explosion bursts in the middle of the party. DKW appears, a long horned viking helmet upon his head, a beer swinging off each horn, two straws ready near his mouth. With a wave of his hand, a reclining chair for upside down margaritas appears next to the bar with two scantily clad succubus in attendance, holding the dispensing hoses. Actually looks more like they're riding them, in a very suggestive manner, boys...
A toss of his head and a skeletal band appears on the roof that starts playing "Nine Inch Nails, Closer"...He laughs wickedly once more, grabs blueeyes by the hair, pulling her to himself and says...


Well well...better late than never, I suppose...
A couple added party favors for you, PP....do enjoy the Ladies....their tri-sexual...they'll try anything.....*Evil Laugh*
Upside down Margaritas for anyone who cares.....

Now, if you all will excuse me for a few....hours.....
Sweeping blueeyes over his shoulder, He heads down to the dungeon....the doors slam behind..and soon comes the sounds of wicked laughter, pure animal passions, roars, moans and screams for quite the long time to come.....

canuhelpme258

Apr 5 @ 4:06AM  

*wanders back into lobby smoking a Camel*



Everyone asleep already? Just lemme find some chocolate syrup, a leather covered paddle a smurfette costume, a dozen packs of red licorice, 64 40watt light bulbs ane extension cord and a gallon of gasoline!
aftershox

Apr 5 @ 6:53AM  
I never did find my key.

Great party!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 5 @ 11:54AM  
Wow, what a party. DKW had no idea I was in the other corner of the dungeon behind the partition. I saw everything until his two Succubi got me. He's a beast. Those two Succubi really drained me of my energy. I guess that's what Succubi do. In a wave of the hand the beach party and the mess disappear. And I, ThePurpleProphet walks on down the beach wearing nothing other than my purple thong.

Thanks for the great party everyone.

Poor Shox, my divers found that key early, they just wanted to play with her.
ynot7769

Dec 21 @ 1:16PM  
*sits in the shambles wondering where the hell he was for this one *
dmbchick420

Dec 21 @ 1:23PM  
Commenting just cuz I can

Have some dancing nanners......
lunanegra

Dec 21 @ 4:28PM  
Okay, so a few people have left the party for good- but it should never stop

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