A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit.
But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
'Excuse me, Prince of Darkness,' he said. 'I'm waiting in line for Judgment, but I couldn't help w ondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?'
'Oh those ' Satan groaned. 'They're all from Maine , and they're still too cold and wet to burn.'
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DarkDesires99
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Apr 3 @ 10:29PM
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 cool or should I say COLD!
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StraddleMyNose
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Apr 3 @ 10:38PM
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Other places other than Maine that fit that as well 
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zaralyon
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Apr 3 @ 10:41PM
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Oh Damn it I meant to ask who else fits this too
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StraddleMyNose
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Apr 3 @ 10:41PM
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Btw, doesn't Ohio qualify as hell? 
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zaralyon
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Apr 3 @ 10:46PM
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straddle I'll have to take your word on it as I've never been there.
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burdinep
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Apr 3 @ 11:19PM
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i always thought hell was in new mexico...thats why I moved out
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itsallforfun
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Apr 4 @ 12:33AM
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Naw...Ohio is Hell trust us on this 
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 4 @ 1:14AM
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Oh snap! LOL I think WI is in that pile, too!
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NightOfOld
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Apr 4 @ 4:30AM
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Is it getting hot in here ?
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Xien607
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Apr 4 @ 4:41AM
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I just moved to Maine, so I will have to see what he does to me when I am next in line
He might just say hmm, you're still simmering
Toss
Ooouuchhh
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1972dr
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Jul 29 @ 6:05PM
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NICE!
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