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posted 4/3/2008 10:26:01 PM |
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  zaralyon

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit.

But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.

'Excuse me, Prince of Darkness,' he said. 'I'm waiting in line for Judgment, but I couldn't help w ondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?'

'Oh those ' Satan groaned. 'They're all from Maine , and they're still too cold and wet to burn.'

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DarkDesires99

Apr 3 @ 10:29PM  
cool or should I say COLD!
StraddleMyNose

Apr 3 @ 10:38PM  
Other places other than Maine that fit that as well
zaralyon

Apr 3 @ 10:41PM  
Oh Damn it I meant to ask who else fits this too
StraddleMyNose

Apr 3 @ 10:41PM  
Btw, doesn't Ohio qualify as hell?
zaralyon

Apr 3 @ 10:46PM  
straddle I'll have to take your word on it as I've never been there.
burdinep

Apr 3 @ 11:19PM  
i always thought hell was in new mexico...thats why I moved out
itsallforfun

Apr 4 @ 12:33AM  
Naw...Ohio is Hell trust us on this
SxzeNewMe

Apr 4 @ 1:14AM  
Oh snap! LOL I think WI is in that pile, too!
NightOfOld

Apr 4 @ 4:30AM  

Is it getting hot in here ?
Xien607

Apr 4 @ 4:41AM  
I just moved to Maine, so I will have to see what he does to me when I am next in line

He might just say hmm, you're still simmering

Toss

Ooouuchhh
1972dr

Jul 29 @ 6:05PM  
NICE!

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