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  coachwaugh69

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Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.



How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.





Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.





A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%




So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 8:11PM  
asskissing...

Boobs and pussy put you over also

nice blog
DeviousFem24

Apr 3 @ 8:17PM  
Ahahaaha,

Love it, you're cool, lovely pic, I think you have nice tits....and such a good personality!

113% Asskissing,
100% the truth.
BKB1972

Apr 3 @ 8:29PM  
nekkidtime = 101%

Adds up to a good time in my book!!
(drops a Kudo for an additional 41%)
sumdaysoon

Apr 3 @ 8:44PM  
coach if it's your ass i'm kissing........i'll give 118%.........
chocolatemilf

Apr 3 @ 11:15PM  
THanks , I needed a good belly laugh.............

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