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Spring Break and Spray-On SPF......Not a good mix!

posted 4/3/2008 10:38:14 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Alright, It's spring break here in beautiful Florida. Not my spring break though....I've been out of school for a bit. But, it's my daughters spring break. My sister came down from Connecticut with her son to visit and go to the beach. Yesterday, we go to the beach. Not as many kids there as I thought there would be. Rip tides and gas money I guess.

Well, I let my sister who is all blasted on wine apply my sun block. Of course she has to buy the "spray-on" kind. I tell her to "please rub it in". She insists "you don't have to". Whatever...I go about my day spending time on the beach and then pool side.

I get back to the hotel and look in the mirror....I look like a fuckin' spotted leopard with a rash!!! I got spray marks on me that are white and red spots around it where the spray wasn't "rubbed in"!!!

And she has the audacity to ask me to go back to the beach again today......

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blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:42AM  






what have we learned from this... spray on is for doults and don't trust family not to make you look like an idiot
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 10:42AM  
If you go back you can fix the spots. I bet you still look cute.
casuallylooking

Apr 3 @ 10:52AM  
I usually buy spray ons..but I always rub them in.. Just makes sense.. lol

But as I am sitting here in Ohio,freezing today,,it's not very nice of you to "rub it in" about getting to go to the beach..lmao
Okay, just kidding...sorta...lol.....If you go back, rub it in and enjoy....

Casually sits wondering how long it would take to get to Florida or anywhere there is warm weather and sunshine
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:53AM  
I'm gonna pee my pants from all this laughing today.....
Kudos to you for your spots to make you feel better....
Xien607

Apr 3 @ 11:04AM  
Can I take a Picture of that,,

That is so funny...

Sorry, but I have to laugh at that one

and a Kudo to you
coltsfootball

Apr 3 @ 11:09AM  
Ahhh, Come On "Spot", Cut Your Sis Some Slack....She Was Just Trying To Help....
jcarolina

Apr 3 @ 11:11AM  
Nice!!! The last time I was at spring break was in Ft. Lauderdale; wild, crazy drunk people everywhere, especially me!



Spotted leopards are pretty.
coltsfootball

Apr 3 @ 11:16AM  
You Could Always Pretend It's A Cast And Let People Sign Your Spots, I'll Start By Siging Your Hand
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 11:23AM  
if were signing casts... i'm writing on her ass... blackskyline was here and it was good
beefygoblin

Apr 3 @ 11:45AM  
I can't go into the sun for too long.. even with all that shit on. Once I fell asleep on a beach in northern michigan on a cloudy day... woke up and had bad sunburn on my forhead- exept in the places my hair had covered (longer hair at the time).

Now imagine me on a beach in florida during this time of year... can you say "rock lobster".

blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 11:48AM  
theres just as much sunlight here... i don't burn but sense i'm blk/native american theres not to much darker i can get...
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 12:14PM  
You were at the beach yesterday? And you feel no way about coming here and RUBBING it in my face??? You said you loved me!!!

I look like a fuckin' spotted leopard with a rash!!!

And she has the audacity to ask me to go back to the beach again today......

I'd say it serves you right, but that would be too mean! Still, it's funny as hell!


blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:18PM  
i might go to the beach on saturday... who wants to come?
wtxman

Apr 3 @ 1:26PM  
I would be more than happy to rub it in for you,darlin
belle1010

Apr 3 @ 2:59PM  
Oh No! There's gotta be a way to fix that. I hate to say this because she's your family and all, but your sister's an idiot, LOL.
canuhelpme258

Apr 3 @ 3:13PM  
get back to the hotel and look in the mirror....I look like a fuckin' spotted leopard with a rash!!!

SSSSSHHHHH I hear we have an animal rights nut in the blogs now!
Scottishtease

Apr 3 @ 3:28PM  
You guys are horrible poor sunshine...i am sure if you asked nicely i would be more than glad to put the aloe on your poor back so that didn't happen again dear...my heart goes out to you...all you big meanies
canuhelpme258

Apr 3 @ 4:00PM  
Spray on anti cootie jell works though
nawtikitty

Apr 3 @ 5:58PM  
I let my sister who is all blasted on wine apply my sun block



Sorry luv but here's your first clue

Don't let anyone who is drunk do anything important. Ever
Scottishtease

Apr 3 @ 8:03PM  
Spray on anti cootie jell works though

"All right, them there's fightin words put up your dukes I'll give ya
an anti cootie medicine..come on come on I'll knock your block off!"


:>)
Sunshine79

Apr 3 @ 8:05PM  
I would be more than happy to rub it in for you,darlin


Yeah...wouldn't be sun tan lotion though, huh??
Sunshine79

Apr 3 @ 8:12PM  
Spray on anti cootie jell works though

Cootie jell???

"All right, them there's fightin words put up your dukes I'll give ya
an anti cootie medicine..come on come on I'll knock your block off!"

Oh shit...I feel a hijackin' coming on.....

blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 8:27PM  
needs more rubbing...

it could be your back,
your neck,
your pussy
and your crack

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Spring Break and Spray-On SPF......Not a good mix!