Alright, It's spring break here in beautiful Florida. Not my spring break though....I've been out of school for a bit. But, it's my daughters spring break. My sister came down from Connecticut with her son to visit and go to the beach. Yesterday, we go to the beach. Not as many kids there as I thought there would be. Rip tides and gas money I guess. 
Well, I let my sister who is all blasted on wine apply my sun block. Of course she has to buy the "spray-on" kind. I tell her to "please rub it in". She insists "you don't have to". Whatever...I go about my day spending time on the beach and then pool side. 
I get back to the hotel and look in the mirror....I look like a fuckin' spotted leopard with a rash!!! I got spray marks on me that are white and red spots around it where the spray wasn't "rubbed in"!!! 
And she has the audacity to ask me to go back to the beach again today...... 
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:42AM
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what have we learned from this... spray on is for doults and don't trust family not to make you look like an idiot
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 10:42AM
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If you go back you can fix the spots. I bet you still look cute. 
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casuallylooking
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Apr 3 @ 10:52AM
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I usually buy spray ons..but I always rub them in.. Just makes sense..  lol
But as I am sitting here in Ohio,freezing today,,it's not very nice of you to "rub it in" about getting to go to the beach..lmao 
Okay, just kidding...sorta...lol.....If you go back, rub it in and enjoy.... 
Casually sits wondering how long it would take to get to Florida or anywhere there is warm weather and sunshine
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:53AM
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I'm gonna pee my pants from all this laughing today.....
Kudos to you for your spots to make you feel better.... 
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Xien607
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Apr 3 @ 11:04AM
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Can I take a Picture of that,,
That is so funny...
Sorry, but I have to laugh at that one
and a Kudo to you
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coltsfootball
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Apr 3 @ 11:09AM
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Ahhh, Come On "Spot", Cut Your Sis Some Slack....She Was Just Trying To Help....
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jcarolina
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Apr 3 @ 11:11AM
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Nice!!! The last time I was at spring break was in Ft. Lauderdale; wild, crazy drunk people everywhere, especially me!
Spotted leopards are pretty.
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coltsfootball
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Apr 3 @ 11:16AM
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You Could Always Pretend It's A Cast And Let People Sign Your Spots, I'll Start By Siging Your Hand 
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 11:23AM
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if were signing casts... i'm writing on her ass... blackskyline was here and it was good
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beefygoblin
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Apr 3 @ 11:45AM
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I can't go into the sun for too long.. even with all that shit on. Once I fell asleep on a beach in northern michigan on a cloudy day... woke up and had bad sunburn on my forhead- exept in the places my hair had covered (longer hair at the time).
Now imagine me on a beach in florida during this time of year... can you say "rock lobster".
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 11:48AM
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theres just as much sunlight here... i don't burn but sense i'm blk/native american theres not to much darker i can get...
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 12:14PM
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You were at the beach yesterday? And you feel no way about coming here and RUBBING it in my face??? You said you loved me!!! 
I look like a fuckin' spotted leopard with a rash!!! And she has the audacity to ask me to go back to the beach again today......
I'd say it serves you right, but that would be too mean! Still, it's funny as hell!
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:18PM
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i might go to the beach on saturday... who wants to come?
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wtxman
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Apr 3 @ 1:26PM
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I would be more than happy to rub it in for you,darlin
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belle1010
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Apr 3 @ 2:59PM
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Oh No! There's gotta be a way to fix that. I hate to say this because she's your family and all, but your sister's an idiot, LOL.
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canuhelpme258
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Apr 3 @ 3:13PM
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get back to the hotel and look in the mirror....I look like a fuckin' spotted leopard with a rash!!!
SSSSSHHHHH I hear we have an animal rights nut in the blogs now!
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Scottishtease
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Apr 3 @ 3:28PM
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You guys are horrible poor sunshine...i am sure if you asked nicely i would be more than glad to put the aloe on your poor back so that didn't happen again dear...my heart goes out to you...all you big meanies  
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canuhelpme258
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Apr 3 @ 4:00PM
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Spray on anti cootie jell works though
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nawtikitty
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Apr 3 @ 5:58PM
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I let my sister who is all blasted on wine apply my sun block
Sorry luv but here's your first clue
Don't let anyone who is drunk do anything important. Ever 
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Scottishtease
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Apr 3 @ 8:03PM
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Spray on anti cootie jell works though
"All right, them there's fightin words put up your dukes I'll give ya
an anti cootie medicine..come on come on I'll knock your block off!"
:>)
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Sunshine79
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Apr 3 @ 8:05PM
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I would be more than happy to rub it in for you,darlin
Yeah...wouldn't be sun tan lotion though, huh?? 
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Sunshine79
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Apr 3 @ 8:12PM
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Spray on anti cootie jell works though
Cootie jell???
"All right, them there's fightin words put up your dukes I'll give ya
an anti cootie medicine..come on come on I'll knock your block off!"
Oh shit...I feel a hijackin' coming on.....
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 8:27PM
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needs more rubbing...
it could be your back,
your neck,
your pussy
and your crack
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