Scottishtease
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Apr 3 @ 9:30AM
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I did that to the hubby (ed)...he was pleasing me & I let a silent one go i couldn't
help it i was so drunk...so needless to say, i pretended nothing happens until he
starts to gag from the taste  ...i am not making this up...So i guess I would
pretend it never happened and hope they didn't notice mama. :>)
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 9:34AM
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She said "poot"!!!
Girl, some things we just don't talk about! 
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GSpotGina
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Apr 3 @ 9:36AM
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Well... I can see a little piffle but a poot?
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 9:39AM
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Yes I said poot..
tease.. I'm the same way I try and pretend I didn't do anything....But it never works....
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 9:41AM
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Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly is a "poot"? I have my suspicions but could you tell me so I'm sure.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 9:47AM
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*gasp* woman poot... how unlady like 
 
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 9:48AM
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Hmmm ok purple... I was trying to be a lady here and not talk like my truck driving daddy but if you really don't know it is a.........
...............FART................. 
there I said it.....Me got potty mouth now....
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 9:50AM
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Yes we do blacksky...
Sorry 
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 9:51AM
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i expect this kind of behavior from straddle... but you..
and it depends on how hot the girl was for terms of playing on or stopping the game due to biological warfare
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 9:52AM
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Is that a regular fart or the other kind of fart that women sometimes do?
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 9:55AM
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Well... I can see a little piffle but a poot? Damn - you people have me over here rolling!!!
i expect this kind of behavior from straddle... but you That's what makes it even funnier!!!
I can say with great pride that it's never happened to me...and I hope and pray it never does!!! 
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 9:58AM
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I know blacksky...... but I am a truck drivers daughter.. And a full grown tom boy..
But always a lady..... 
Hmmm Purple just a little one that us little ladies do..
Now you men on the other hand.. Sorry if you let one loose and man I know it is going to stink.. I run for cover and hide my head till the stink is over...sorta turns the mood to a different direction You know....
Love you hubby but you know How I am... 
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 10:02AM
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I run for cover and hide my head till the stink is over...sorta turns the mood to a different direction You know....
Here's a tip: Carry a little bottle of body mist with ya...then spray a barrier around you - if nothing else, it should prevent the stink from sticking. 
I can't believe I'm talking about passing gas...IN PUBLIC!
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:06AM
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LOL....
Good idea but when he lets loose even our little dog can't take the smel and hides...
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 10:08AM
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So you actually farted while recieving? Oh, how nasty. I would tease you just to point of completion then walk away.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:10AM
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my heavens... such topic... i may bust a gut to early in the morning
its okay my ex got me good one night it was just the two of us and not animals around (at least in visual sight) and we were watching a movie. there was a quiet part and all i hear is this like sofa rippling fart... and sense i knew it wasn't me and couldn't see any other animals i looked at her... she said it was me and laughed... needless to say the movie was ruined sense i spent the next 15 mins stuffing a can of air freshener up her ass screaming "its supposed to smell like roses. thats what ladies are like"
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 10:10AM
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So you actually farted while recieving? Oh, how nasty. I would tease you just to point of completion then walk away. *laughing hysterically* I would love to have been there to see the look on your face when you realized what she was talking about!!! Y'all are KILLING me!!!
Oh..oh...my tummy hurts I'm laughing so hard...stop, please...let me catch my breath!
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 10:11AM
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my heavens... such topic... i may bust a gut to early in the morning
its okay my ex got me good one night
STOPPPPP!!!!
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:17AM
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sxze breathe... in and out in and out... ( hey that sounds like sex)
we may have to get her some oxygen
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 10:21AM
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we may have to get her some oxygen As long as it's not "scented"...sure!
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:23AM
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it will be poo scented... imported from themam... but were not telling you  
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:24AM
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Oh my god you all have got me laughing so hard over here...
And the sad thing is I started it all.
Yes purple we do... sometimes..
Blacksky.... Roses huh now that is so funny....
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coltsfootball
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Apr 3 @ 10:26AM
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I Realize It Happens To Us All....But When Your Down...That Close To Front...So To Speak...I Gets Kinda Rough Because We Taste It Before It Has A Chance To Mix With The Oxygen In The Air......I Have Had It Happen To Me And Have Tried Not To Laugh Or Otherwise Say Anything, But I Think My Green face Gave Me Away...
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 10:29AM
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Gets Kinda Rough Because We Taste It Before It Has A Chance To Mix With The Oxygen In The Air
Please, please, PLEASE stoppppp!!!! I can't take anymore!
I hope laughing burns calories at a faster rate!
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 10:30AM
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ONE lousy kudo for all this??? ONE??? People...for shame...I done kudoed her upon first read!
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:33AM
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Can't stoooop laughing....
Now blacksky....... I wouldn't do that to sxze...She gave me a kudo....
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 10:33AM
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If I were to fart when a woman was dwon there and I couldn't warn her ahead of time, I'd least say run after I "pooted".
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:38AM
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Run away..... Run away....... from Purple he pooted......
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:46AM
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if i riped one when a girl was going down on me and she survived... i'm marring her... i will find the closet open jewelery store and marry her on the spot... i give her 10 points for powering through and another 30 for keeping her head in the game during a missed placed attack.
50 points if she fires back while still going
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 10:52AM
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blackskyline - you crack me up! you have a point system???
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38decentmale38
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Apr 3 @ 10:55AM
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For a instant I thought it might be a quief but no it's a brown cloud. I'm sure I would have to take a break in understanding that it was not intentional. I think for either sex we all try to avoid this. No one wishes to ruin a good moment.
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 10:56AM
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Come back everyone. I didn't really poot. I was just saying... Dang, where did you all go so fast. Now it's just four blank walls and no door. I'll be trapped in this blog forever.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:56AM
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theres a point system for everything... why not
my perfect woman has to meet a certain amount of cumulative points for me to be interested in her at all, to me to even bother to date her and for me to pop the question... each at respective need points to proceed to the next level...
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:57AM
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blacksky......... Your killling me over here.............
Point system now..
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:59AM
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its like those prize booths at arcades... the more you have the more i'm willing to do/give
i should do a blog on the point system and see how many people agree with me
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coltsfootball
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Apr 3 @ 11:02AM
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if i riped one when a girl was going down on me and she survived... i'm marring her... Nothing Says "I Love You" More Than Finishing The Job In A Toxic Environment 
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 11:02AM
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Yes, blackskyline - do!!! I was thinking I do one of my own...LOL I'm waiting!
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 11:03AM
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Oh, and Mr. P - I just stepped out for a breath of fresh air...this one's too funny to stop reading!
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 11:11AM
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Awww look another Kudo for me.... 
Sorry we are all still here Purple just had to go pee-pee from all the laughing.....
And grabbed a can of air freshener to keep everyone in here for you.......
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:15AM
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I didn't poot I'm teelin ya. If it happened, it sure wasn't me.
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coltsfootball
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Apr 3 @ 11:17AM
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Sorry... 
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 11:18AM
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I know purple....
Just grabbed the can due to all the pooty talk today...
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:20AM
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There see, it's that Colts guy he did. And just because I got blamed for the last one I'm gonna let loose with one of my own.
Grunt, grunt Uh oh. Damn, that wasn't supposed to happen. This is gonna be messy.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 11:26AM
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purple says its time to switch sides... for half time...
and if its a place with just 4 walls i'm drawing a windows that has a bunch of white puffy clouds and a breeze so i can stick my head out it...
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:30AM
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Oh look, peanuts. They still look okay.
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 11:33AM
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Sorry...
Mr. P - you eat those peanuts at your own risk...
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 11:37AM
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for women to say i love you like that... it means that even in sickness and in health she will still be there.. good signs to watch for
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Scottishtease
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Apr 3 @ 11:39AM
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i am so sorry you guys...i can't stop laughing my stomach hurts so bad right now...can't breathe need air...cant stop laughing..rofl.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 11:40AM
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 hey tease i gots some air for you
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:41AM
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rinses peanuts off in sink
Any body for some peanuts?
Oh, and does anyone have any baby wipes?
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 11:41AM
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Awwwww Purple.. You bettter not eat those.....
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:44AM
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I cleaned the off. They still smell funny though.
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Lisa46
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Apr 3 @ 11:47AM
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okay Mama this has been the funniest blog I have read in some time!!! The comments have been awesome. And to the question of "pooting" i ain't answering
I'll leave a greenie by Purple wanna pick it up??
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:50AM
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Wow I found a greenie on the floor. It's so shiny and pretty.
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coltsfootball
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Apr 3 @ 11:57AM
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I Can't Believe That Grown Individuals Will Spend Their Day Sitting Around Talking About Passing Gas.....It's Down Right Degrading To Grown-Ups Everywhere...........sniff,,,sniff,,sniff.....Was That Me???? Damn
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:00PM
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grown ups...
people don't actually continue to grow up ... they hit a certain age then things loop back around again in the maturity level... i think its something like every 12 years or so you hit th peak of maturity then fall back down again..
this blog has been over run the the alarming amount of 4th graders
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 12:04PM
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Your welcome .... Lisa...
I really didn't think it would be like this.. But damn sure is funny....
Hey there Colt.. I know what you mean.. But well some one had to ask the question now didn't we???? 
I know grow up.... But you know what I don't want toooooo...........
Kid at heart here.... 
Awwww purple look a new toy for you....
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:05PM
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Places peanuts in corner and examines green thingy
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coltsfootball
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Apr 3 @ 12:09PM
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Anyone Up For A "Dutch Oven".....
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:09PM
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hey purple you should share with sxze... don't play by yourself
and well this proves that no matter what age you are... farting is still funny
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 12:11PM
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Share with me??? No thanks! Anything green that looks like that need not come anywhere near me!
Colt, NO MORE BEAN DIP!
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:13PM
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Sxze, I just washed my hands, Can I have a hug?
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 12:15PM
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*hands him the peach scented hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works* Use this first...
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:16PM
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he was playing with it... and touching it... not enough soap in this blog to remove that
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 3 @ 12:18PM
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he was playing with it... and touching it... not enough soap in this blog to remove that
Now I got a charlie-horse in my side from laughing!
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 12:18PM
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Yep no matter what it is still funny....
Hmmm sharing now????
I don't think I like that.......
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:19PM
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Ow Sxze it's buring my eyes. 
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:21PM
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ur laughing now... but he wants to put the hands that touched IT on you... IT being what he touched and how IT being things that shouldn't be touched
hes got the cooties now... quarantine him
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:25PM
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Can someone be kind enough to guide me to an eye wash station?
slip
Ow, what the heck. Oh this is where I tried to fart and something else happened. Now it's all over me.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:30PM
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*points and laughs*
this is what you get for playing with it
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:31PM
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I'm gonna need a fire hose to get cleaned up.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:33PM
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burn him... scrap him and start from scratch... he is contaminated
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:35PM
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I just need a little hug and I'll be okay.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:39PM
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your past a hug... a hug was back with the peanuts...
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 12:40PM
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Hey Purple were did you go... You froget about my Massage..
And now you fell in your mess...
What am I going to do with you...
No go clean your self up and get back here and finish...LOL...
Gives you a hug and a kiss is that better?
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:42PM
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I had started on your feet and didn't get a response so like a typical guy I gave up.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 12:44PM
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its spreading... you guys are playing in it now... 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 12:47PM
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Get over here Black this is fun. I promise I won't touch you.
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 12:49PM
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Ewwww yuck no not playing in it..
I was nice and took him and cleaned him all up so he can get back to were he belongs..
Sorry purple but I had to come find...
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 1:11PM
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He where did everyone go???
Purple is all cleaned up now...
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ABrownEyedScorpio
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Apr 3 @ 1:19PM
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Oh thank God it's never happened to me! *knocks on wood*
Hilariously excellent blog!
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GSpotGina
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Apr 3 @ 2:12PM
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Believe it or not, I do have a Poot Point System. If the stink from a man's farting wakes me from a deep sleep almost every night... he's OUT of the room! I think there's more to separate beds in marriages than people want to admit lol
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 2:18PM
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I think all of us do....
But I don't want seperate beds here.. Oh no... Love to cuddle up at night and stay nice and warm..
And no not by him letting out a poot..
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burdinep
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Apr 3 @ 5:05PM
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well id hafta quit for awhile maybe continue after awhile....couldnt keep a staright face long enough to act like it was nothing
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BKB1972
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Apr 3 @ 6:29PM
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Yep It's happened...I ignored hers....'was too hot to stop.
I do remember...in the middle of  
My dog was on the floor & "bbbbrrraaafftt" ....he can clear a stadium with a strong wind!! We started laughing so hard we had to stop for a bit....just for a bit 
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Scottishtease
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Apr 3 @ 6:43PM
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Yep It's happened...I ignored hers....'was too hot to stop.
"you mean you ate a fart"!!!  dude that's just wrong chuckle.
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BKB1972
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Apr 3 @ 6:51PM
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Hey....farting...or...pooting if funny
As much fun as I was having  ....wasn't going to stop - hell, she was pulling my head between her legs & "pooted" as she was making my chin drip...THIS guy wasn't going to stop!
<------------------------------------------------ 
Now...if she fumbled....different story
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 6:56PM
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this blog has gone out of control... theres poo jokes everywhere
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whisperingcomet
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Apr 3 @ 7:28PM
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OMG...ya'll I'm stoned, how funny do you think this blog has been to me????....I have never laughed like this in my life, but I'm slinking out before someone starts "slinging shit"
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canuhelpme258
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Apr 3 @ 7:29PM
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fuck thinking all this talk about oral sex made me horny!
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Scottishtease
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Apr 3 @ 7:31PM
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Hey comet, don't go!!! we will be good we promise
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 7:45PM
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i think purple is all poo-ed out... so i think there might be some time before there is more poo
but theres plenty of poo gas to go around
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 8:05PM
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Almost at 100 comments... so close and yet soo far
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whisperingcomet
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Apr 3 @ 8:08PM
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In order to do my part in keeping this blog alive...I'm going to stir some shit....and be "offended"
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BKB1972
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Apr 3 @ 9:27PM
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Comet....did you just fumble???
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nawtikitty
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Apr 3 @ 9:33PM
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BK
Did you just fart and blame it on Comet?
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BKB1972
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Apr 3 @ 9:36PM
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um...ME? No that was ....um ....my dog
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RedShien
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Apr 3 @ 9:38PM
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Yeah, right, blame it on the dog.
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:00PM
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aww why the dog... people always blame it on the dog... why not the cat
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blackskyline4
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Apr 3 @ 10:00PM
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100 comments... Woot...
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 10:19PM
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Hey what's that stuff over there in the corner? Looks like peanuts.
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:27PM
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Look at you all.. Having so much fun....
So glad I made everyones day with this sweet lovely..Oh I mean smelly blog ....
And wow you even put me over 100 comments...
To everyone who had fun today....
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:28PM
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Now-now purple leave those peanuts alone..
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BKB1972
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Apr 3 @ 10:40PM
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thanks mama for the fun... ...sorry 'bout the smell
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:44PM
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to let you know I can not go through all my mail and write to everyone of ya..
Or I will be grounded...
Thats ok BK I came back in with a can of air freshener just in case it got to bad in here....
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 10:44PM
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Hi mama, i missed you. I had a soccer game to go to.
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 10:52PM
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Good evening..Purple.. Missed you too...
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 10:55PM
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I see most of the mess has been cleaned up.
Squirts whip cream on mama's breast
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 11:00PM
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Hmm purple are you changing things on me now???
Hmmm whipped cream?????
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:02PM
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Places strawberries on top of whip cream
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ThePurpleProphet
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Apr 3 @ 11:03PM
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puts chocolate syrup on top of strawberries
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themama
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Apr 3 @ 11:16PM
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Ok purple what is going on?? HMMMMMM
How did you go from pooting to..whipped cream,chocolate,and now strawberries..
What you want to really be having fun and me go poot poot...
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flavorbuster
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Apr 9 @ 10:38PM
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women poot,men fart!!!!! beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you poot(ladies) the more u eat the more u fart (men)...OH NO!!!!! PULL MY FINGER!!!! WHO FIRED THAT SHOT? IS SOMEONE GETTING THE FLYING HERSHEY SQUIRTS
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