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All this talking about giving and recieving got me thinking....

posted 4/3/2008 9:26:21 AM |
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  themama

your giving or recieving and it is the best time ever and all of a sudden you hear a liitle "poot" or you let out a little"poot" and not saying it is going to have a little stinky aroma to it when it happens.... what do you do...?

Just a thought any comments on this peeps....?????

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Scottishtease

Apr 3 @ 9:30AM  
I did that to the hubby (ed)...he was pleasing me & I let a silent one go i couldn't

help it i was so drunk...so needless to say, i pretended nothing happens until he

starts to gag from the taste ...i am not making this up...So i guess I would

pretend it never happened and hope they didn't notice mama. :>)
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 9:34AM  
She said "poot"!!!


Girl, some things we just don't talk about!

GSpotGina

Apr 3 @ 9:36AM  
Well... I can see a little piffle but a poot?
themama

Apr 3 @ 9:39AM  

Yes I said poot..

tease.. I'm the same way I try and pretend I didn't do anything....But it never works....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 9:41AM  
Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly is a "poot"? I have my suspicions but could you tell me so I'm sure.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 9:47AM  
*gasp* woman poot... how unlady like

themama

Apr 3 @ 9:48AM  
Hmmm ok purple... I was trying to be a lady here and not talk like my truck driving daddy but if you really don't know it is a.........

...............FART.................
there I said it.....Me got potty mouth now....
themama

Apr 3 @ 9:50AM  

Yes we do blacksky...
Sorry
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 9:51AM  
i expect this kind of behavior from straddle... but you..

and it depends on how hot the girl was for terms of playing on or stopping the game due to biological warfare
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 9:52AM  
Is that a regular fart or the other kind of fart that women sometimes do?
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 9:55AM  
Well... I can see a little piffle but a poot?
Damn - you people have me over here rolling!!!

i expect this kind of behavior from straddle... but you
That's what makes it even funnier!!!


I can say with great pride that it's never happened to me...and I hope and pray it never does!!!
themama

Apr 3 @ 9:58AM  
I know blacksky...... but I am a truck drivers daughter.. And a full grown tom boy..
But always a lady.....


Hmmm Purple just a little one that us little ladies do..

Now you men on the other hand.. Sorry if you let one loose and man I know it is going to stink.. I run for cover and hide my head till the stink is over...sorta turns the mood to a different direction You know....
Love you hubby but you know How I am...
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 10:02AM  
I run for cover and hide my head till the stink is over...sorta turns the mood to a different direction You know....

Here's a tip: Carry a little bottle of body mist with ya...then spray a barrier around you - if nothing else, it should prevent the stink from sticking.






I can't believe I'm talking about passing gas...IN PUBLIC!
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:06AM  
LOL....
Good idea but when he lets loose even our little dog can't take the smel and hides...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 10:08AM  
So you actually farted while recieving? Oh, how nasty. I would tease you just to point of completion then walk away.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:10AM  
my heavens... such topic... i may bust a gut to early in the morning

its okay my ex got me good one night it was just the two of us and not animals around (at least in visual sight) and we were watching a movie. there was a quiet part and all i hear is this like sofa rippling fart... and sense i knew it wasn't me and couldn't see any other animals i looked at her... she said it was me and laughed... needless to say the movie was ruined sense i spent the next 15 mins stuffing a can of air freshener up her ass screaming "its supposed to smell like roses. thats what ladies are like"
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 10:10AM  
So you actually farted while recieving? Oh, how nasty. I would tease you just to point of completion then walk away.
*laughing hysterically* I would love to have been there to see the look on your face when you realized what she was talking about!!! Y'all are KILLING me!!!

Oh..oh...my tummy hurts I'm laughing so hard...stop, please...let me catch my breath!
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 10:11AM  
my heavens... such topic... i may bust a gut to early in the morning

its okay my ex got me good one night

STOPPPPP!!!!
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:17AM  
sxze breathe... in and out in and out... ( hey that sounds like sex)

we may have to get her some oxygen
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 10:21AM  
we may have to get her some oxygen
As long as it's not "scented"...sure!
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:23AM  
it will be poo scented... imported from themam... but were not telling you
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:24AM  
Oh my god you all have got me laughing so hard over here...
And the sad thing is I started it all.

Yes purple we do... sometimes..

Blacksky.... Roses huh now that is so funny....
coltsfootball

Apr 3 @ 10:26AM  
I Realize It Happens To Us All....But When Your Down...That Close To Front...So To Speak...I Gets Kinda Rough Because We Taste It Before It Has A Chance To Mix With The Oxygen In The Air......I Have Had It Happen To Me And Have Tried Not To Laugh Or Otherwise Say Anything, But I Think My Green face Gave Me Away...
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 10:29AM  
Gets Kinda Rough Because We Taste It Before It Has A Chance To Mix With The Oxygen In The Air

Please, please, PLEASE stoppppp!!!! I can't take anymore!


I hope laughing burns calories at a faster rate!
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 10:30AM  
ONE lousy kudo for all this??? ONE??? People...for shame...I done kudoed her upon first read!
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:33AM  
Can't stoooop laughing....

Now blacksky....... I wouldn't do that to sxze...She gave me a kudo....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 10:33AM  
If I were to fart when a woman was dwon there and I couldn't warn her ahead of time, I'd least say run after I "pooted".
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:38AM  
Run away..... Run away....... from Purple he pooted......
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:46AM  
if i riped one when a girl was going down on me and she survived... i'm marring her... i will find the closet open jewelery store and marry her on the spot... i give her 10 points for powering through and another 30 for keeping her head in the game during a missed placed attack.

50 points if she fires back while still going
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 10:52AM  
blackskyline - you crack me up! you have a point system???
38decentmale38

Apr 3 @ 10:55AM  
For a instant I thought it might be a quief but no it's a brown cloud. I'm sure I would have to take a break in understanding that it was not intentional. I think for either sex we all try to avoid this. No one wishes to ruin a good moment.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 10:56AM  
Come back everyone. I didn't really poot. I was just saying... Dang, where did you all go so fast. Now it's just four blank walls and no door. I'll be trapped in this blog forever.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:56AM  
theres a point system for everything... why not

my perfect woman has to meet a certain amount of cumulative points for me to be interested in her at all, to me to even bother to date her and for me to pop the question... each at respective need points to proceed to the next level...
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:57AM  
blacksky......... Your killling me over here.............
Point system now..
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:59AM  
its like those prize booths at arcades... the more you have the more i'm willing to do/give


i should do a blog on the point system and see how many people agree with me
coltsfootball

Apr 3 @ 11:02AM  
if i riped one when a girl was going down on me and she survived... i'm marring her...
Nothing Says "I Love You" More Than Finishing The Job In A Toxic Environment
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 11:02AM  
Yes, blackskyline - do!!! I was thinking I do one of my own...LOL I'm waiting!
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 11:03AM  
Oh, and Mr. P - I just stepped out for a breath of fresh air...this one's too funny to stop reading!
themama

Apr 3 @ 11:11AM  
Awww look another Kudo for me....

Sorry we are all still here Purple just had to go pee-pee from all the laughing.....


And grabbed a can of air freshener to keep everyone in here for you.......

ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:15AM  
I didn't poot I'm teelin ya. If it happened, it sure wasn't me.
coltsfootball

Apr 3 @ 11:17AM  
Sorry...
themama

Apr 3 @ 11:18AM  
I know purple....
Just grabbed the can due to all the pooty talk today...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:20AM  
There see, it's that Colts guy he did. And just because I got blamed for the last one I'm gonna let loose with one of my own.

Grunt, grunt Uh oh. Damn, that wasn't supposed to happen. This is gonna be messy.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 11:26AM  
purple says its time to switch sides... for half time...

and if its a place with just 4 walls i'm drawing a windows that has a bunch of white puffy clouds and a breeze so i can stick my head out it...

ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:30AM  
Oh look, peanuts. They still look okay.
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 11:33AM  
Sorry...
Ah-HA! I knew it! I saw you wince!!!

Mr. P - you eat those peanuts at your own risk...
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 11:37AM  
for women to say i love you like that... it means that even in sickness and in health she will still be there.. good signs to watch for
Scottishtease

Apr 3 @ 11:39AM  
i am so sorry you guys...i can't stop laughing my stomach hurts so bad right now...can't breathe need air...cant stop laughing..rofl.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 11:40AM  
hey tease i gots some air for you
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:41AM  
rinses peanuts off in sink

Any body for some peanuts?

Oh, and does anyone have any baby wipes?
themama

Apr 3 @ 11:41AM  
Awwwww Purple.. You bettter not eat those.....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:44AM  
I cleaned the off. They still smell funny though.
Lisa46

Apr 3 @ 11:47AM  
okay Mama this has been the funniest blog I have read in some time!!! The comments have been awesome. And to the question of "pooting" i ain't answering

I'll leave a greenie by Purple wanna pick it up??
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:50AM  
Wow I found a greenie on the floor. It's so shiny and pretty.
coltsfootball

Apr 3 @ 11:57AM  
I Can't Believe That Grown Individuals Will Spend Their Day Sitting Around Talking About Passing Gas.....It's Down Right Degrading To Grown-Ups Everywhere...........sniff,,,sniff,,sniff.....Was That Me???? Damn
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:00PM  
grown ups...

people don't actually continue to grow up ... they hit a certain age then things loop back around again in the maturity level... i think its something like every 12 years or so you hit th peak of maturity then fall back down again..

this blog has been over run the the alarming amount of 4th graders
themama

Apr 3 @ 12:04PM  
Your welcome .... Lisa...
I really didn't think it would be like this.. But damn sure is funny....

Hey there Colt.. I know what you mean.. But well some one had to ask the question now didn't we????

I know grow up.... But you know what I don't want toooooo...........
Kid at heart here....

Awwww purple look a new toy for you....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:05PM  
Places peanuts in corner and examines green thingy
coltsfootball

Apr 3 @ 12:09PM  
Anyone Up For A "Dutch Oven".....
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:09PM  
hey purple you should share with sxze... don't play by yourself

and well this proves that no matter what age you are... farting is still funny
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 12:11PM  
Share with me??? No thanks! Anything green that looks like that need not come anywhere near me!


Colt, NO MORE BEAN DIP!
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:13PM  
Sxze, I just washed my hands, Can I have a hug?
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 12:15PM  
*hands him the peach scented hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works* Use this first...
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:16PM  
he was playing with it... and touching it... not enough soap in this blog to remove that
SxzeNewMe

Apr 3 @ 12:18PM  
he was playing with it... and touching it... not enough soap in this blog to remove that

Now I got a charlie-horse in my side from laughing!
themama

Apr 3 @ 12:18PM  

Yep no matter what it is still funny....
Hmmm sharing now????
I don't think I like that.......
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:19PM  
Ow Sxze it's buring my eyes.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:21PM  
ur laughing now... but he wants to put the hands that touched IT on you... IT being what he touched and how IT being things that shouldn't be touched

hes got the cooties now... quarantine him
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:25PM  
Can someone be kind enough to guide me to an eye wash station?

slip

Ow, what the heck. Oh this is where I tried to fart and something else happened. Now it's all over me.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:30PM  
*points and laughs*

this is what you get for playing with it
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:31PM  
I'm gonna need a fire hose to get cleaned up.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:33PM  
burn him... scrap him and start from scratch... he is contaminated
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:35PM  
I just need a little hug and I'll be okay.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:39PM  
your past a hug... a hug was back with the peanuts...
themama

Apr 3 @ 12:40PM  
Hey Purple were did you go... You froget about my Massage..
And now you fell in your mess...
What am I going to do with you...
No go clean your self up and get back here and finish...LOL...

Gives you a hug and a kiss is that better?
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:42PM  
I had started on your feet and didn't get a response so like a typical guy I gave up.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 12:44PM  
its spreading... you guys are playing in it now...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 12:47PM  
Get over here Black this is fun. I promise I won't touch you.
themama

Apr 3 @ 12:49PM  
Ewwww yuck no not playing in it..
I was nice and took him and cleaned him all up so he can get back to were he belongs..
Sorry purple but I had to come find...
themama

Apr 3 @ 1:11PM  
He where did everyone go???
Purple is all cleaned up now...
ABrownEyedScorpio

Apr 3 @ 1:19PM  
Oh thank God it's never happened to me! *knocks on wood*

Hilariously excellent blog!
GSpotGina

Apr 3 @ 2:12PM  
Believe it or not, I do have a Poot Point System. If the stink from a man's farting wakes me from a deep sleep almost every night... he's OUT of the room! I think there's more to separate beds in marriages than people want to admit lol
themama

Apr 3 @ 2:18PM  
I think all of us do....
But I don't want seperate beds here.. Oh no... Love to cuddle up at night and stay nice and warm..
And no not by him letting out a poot..


burdinep

Apr 3 @ 5:05PM  
well id hafta quit for awhile maybe continue after awhile....couldnt keep a staright face long enough to act like it was nothing
BKB1972

Apr 3 @ 6:29PM  

Yep It's happened...I ignored hers....'was too hot to stop.
I do remember...in the middle of
My dog was on the floor & "bbbbrrraaafftt" ....he can clear a stadium with a strong wind!! We started laughing so hard we had to stop for a bit....just for a bit
Scottishtease

Apr 3 @ 6:43PM  
Yep It's happened...I ignored hers....'was too hot to stop.



"you mean you ate a fart"!!! dude that's just wrong chuckle.
BKB1972

Apr 3 @ 6:51PM  
Hey....farting...or...pooting if funny

As much fun as I was having ....wasn't going to stop - hell, she was pulling my head between her legs & "pooted" as she was making my chin drip...THIS guy wasn't going to stop!

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Now...if she fumbled....different story
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 6:56PM  
this blog has gone out of control... theres poo jokes everywhere
whisperingcomet

Apr 3 @ 7:28PM  
OMG...ya'll I'm stoned, how funny do you think this blog has been to me????....I have never laughed like this in my life, but I'm slinking out before someone starts "slinging shit"
canuhelpme258

Apr 3 @ 7:29PM  
fuck thinking all this talk about oral sex made me horny!
Scottishtease

Apr 3 @ 7:31PM  
Hey comet, don't go!!! we will be good we promise
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 7:45PM  
i think purple is all poo-ed out... so i think there might be some time before there is more poo

but theres plenty of poo gas to go around
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 8:05PM  
Almost at 100 comments... so close and yet soo far
whisperingcomet

Apr 3 @ 8:08PM  
In order to do my part in keeping this blog alive...I'm going to stir some shit....and be "offended"
BKB1972

Apr 3 @ 9:27PM  
Comet....did you just fumble???
nawtikitty

Apr 3 @ 9:33PM  
BK

Did you just fart and blame it on Comet?
BKB1972

Apr 3 @ 9:36PM  
um...ME? No that was ....um ....my dog
RedShien

Apr 3 @ 9:38PM  
Yeah, right, blame it on the dog.
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:00PM  
aww why the dog... people always blame it on the dog... why not the cat
blackskyline4

Apr 3 @ 10:00PM  
100 comments... Woot...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 10:19PM  
Hey what's that stuff over there in the corner? Looks like peanuts.
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:27PM  
Look at you all.. Having so much fun....
So glad I made everyones day with this sweet lovely..Oh I mean smelly blog ....
And wow you even put me over 100 comments...
To everyone who had fun today....
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:28PM  
Now-now purple leave those peanuts alone..
BKB1972

Apr 3 @ 10:40PM  
thanks mama for the fun... ...sorry 'bout the smell
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:44PM  
to let you know I can not go through all my mail and write to everyone of ya..
Or I will be grounded...

Thats ok BK I came back in with a can of air freshener just in case it got to bad in here....
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 10:44PM  
Hi mama, i missed you. I had a soccer game to go to.
themama

Apr 3 @ 10:52PM  
Good evening..Purple.. Missed you too...
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 10:55PM  
I see most of the mess has been cleaned up.

Squirts whip cream on mama's breast
themama

Apr 3 @ 11:00PM  
Hmm purple are you changing things on me now???
Hmmm whipped cream?????
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:02PM  
Places strawberries on top of whip cream
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 3 @ 11:03PM  
puts chocolate syrup on top of strawberries
themama

Apr 3 @ 11:16PM  
Ok purple what is going on?? HMMMMMM
How did you go from pooting to..whipped cream,chocolate,and now strawberries..
What you want to really be having fun and me go poot poot...

flavorbuster

Apr 9 @ 10:38PM  
women poot,men fart!!!!! beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you poot(ladies) the more u eat the more u fart (men)...OH NO!!!!! PULL MY FINGER!!!! WHO FIRED THAT SHOT? IS SOMEONE GETTING THE FLYING HERSHEY SQUIRTS

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All this talking about giving and recieving got me thinking....