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Global warming equals Cannibalism?

posted 4/3/2008 1:12:48 AM |
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Just heard that Ted Turner believes in another 30 years the average temp. will be 8 degrees warmer meaning crops and other plant foods will stop growing leading us to eating each other. Any thoughts on this?

Btw, chicks can feel free to feast of me if and when that happens.

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Apr 3 @ 1:20AM  
No comment....
Will have to really think about it....

Apr 3 @ 1:22AM  
Think about which part, if this is true, or eating me in another 30 years?


Apr 3 @ 1:27AM  
Right now it's the Polar Bears, because of the ice melting and they aren't able to find food like they could before.

Apr 3 @ 1:30AM  
Eating you in the next 30 years.......No comment on everything else.. Just don't really want to think ofthose kind of thing for now... I love my food... that is not human...

Apr 3 @ 1:31AM  
Well ..I'm gonna have to get rid of these dentures and spring for implants...hopfully I'll still be around in thirty years to enjoy the feast....

Apr 3 @ 1:54AM  
He'll probably be dead and gone by then, so what would he care? Besides....... he may be rich, but I'm not sure I'd respect the opinion of anyone who would marry Jane Fonda.
Just sayin........

Apr 3 @ 1:58AM  
@ Slohand's comment!

Apr 3 @ 2:05AM  
Okay, I may be adding a will with a list of names with chicks on it that wants to claim me ass their food to share with others on the list. Now, lets start the list now, who wants to be on it when the time comes?


Apr 3 @ 2:16AM  
If current climate trends continue.... I mean seriously continue ..... we are fucked.....

Apr 3 @ 2:33AM  
You're lucky the market is starting... I'd do a series on global warming and Limbaugh's attitude towards it

I heard that comment though its extreme but not far from reality.... if crops don't grow.... live stock can't eat..... we'll deplete the fish...

Soilent Green IS people I tell you!

Apr 3 @ 8:53AM  
Well then I plan on both starving myself and getting old. As it is everyone is always looking for the biggest, freshest, youngest piece of meat.

Apr 3 @ 12:34PM  
It's not unheard of in protein deficient cultures.

You have three basic kinds of cannibilism. You have gourmet, ritualistic and survivial. Of course theyre are sub catagories such as opportunistic, but thats just splitting hairs.

Heres the real question, would you object to us eating instead of burrying the dead? Bear in mind that in some cultures its actualy an insult to not eat someone once theyre dead (one going as far as making sure the flesh is ripe as to not confuse this ritual with everyday eating-as to ease the conscience of the relatives and friends who must consume your flesh).

The situation described is not all together unheard of in human history.

I could go into details, but I'd have to remember where I put my copy of "death to dust"...

Still laughing now?


Apr 3 @ 12:40PM  
hey didn't you already talk about cannibalism already?

Apr 3 @ 6:03PM  
But, but, but......I thought people already ate each other. OH!!! My bad, you didn't mean THAT!

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