I awoke to something scratching my leg. Looking down I noticed the cat humping my leg again only this time she had on her tinfoil panties which caused rather annoying lacerations on my lower calf. Her tinfoil hat, which I lovingly made for her the night before, had fallen awkwardly giving her a somewhat drunken appearance.
The familiar rustling from the kitchen made me aware that the slapping lady was busy making toast, so I avoided the kitchen and went into the living room.
Suddenly an idea hit me ...why not take down the Christmas tree...I mean its April for gawd sakes and I could use the Christmas lights for decorations for our tinfoil hats. I immediately turned on my favorite CD and jumped for joy listening to AC/DC"s Highway to Hell.....Isn't life grand ...I thought to myself !!!!
Yours truly ..Professor Pan. T. Borty
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Sunshine79
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Apr 2 @ 7:34AM
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Wow.....when your done, can you come over and take my tree down too?? 
And my dog asked me if you could make him a tinfoil hat.....he thinks it might attract more lizards for him to play with outside..... 
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SxzeNewMe
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Apr 2 @ 7:42AM
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Borty...does the slapping lady know you've taken to sniffing glue??? 
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Scottishtease
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Apr 2 @ 7:45AM
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Man i wanna come live with you..procrastination in a man is so sexy. :>)
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borty293
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Apr 2 @ 8:02AM
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Well Sxse....I may have ingested some of the fumes while making the tinfoil hats and panties....
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Ashinatrix
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Apr 2 @ 8:07AM
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Put the tree in the backyard....we'll use it tonight to cookout.....
BTW......your CoCoa Puffs* are almost ready. 
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borty293
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Apr 2 @ 8:11AM
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Thanks Ash...We will need to go to the store for more tinfoil for the cookout. 
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sundance64
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Apr 2 @ 8:20AM
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You could do like we did...just pick up the whole thing, decorations and all...and carry it down to the basement! 
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GSpotGina
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Apr 2 @ 9:03AM
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LOL Sundance.... that works!
Hey Borty? I've got this metallic fabric that feels a lot softer than tinfoil... I can't say if it's conducive enough to your electric desires and impulse, though (?).
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ladybootscooter
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Apr 2 @ 9:04AM
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Cookout?? I remember our last cookout Ashy, I haven't seen my purple panties since!!! Not that I would accuse Prof. Borty of stealing them.....jus sayin 
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soft_touch938
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Apr 2 @ 9:45AM
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PROCRASTINATE  Could you teach me how to do that??? I live on the fast track to anal behavior and it's drivin' me nuts!
Maybe I should take up creative tinfoil art and use lots of glue...
My answer to takin' down the Christmas tree? Don't put one up....haven't had a tree in 7 years since I brought home my little livewires just before Christmas in 2000. Sumthin told me they wouldn't mix well....
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hornytoad55
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Apr 2 @ 10:15AM
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Borty I don't know a bout the tree but one of my neighbors still has Santa in the dinning room window waving.
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KissMyThong
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Apr 2 @ 10:34AM
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Borty...Ever think about switching to Saran Wrap...? It`s less abrasive and also multifunctional.... 
KMT
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wtxman
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Apr 2 @ 11:08AM
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Damn I was gone way to long; so this is what the Professor looks like. No wonder you get all the panties
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DarkDesires99
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Apr 2 @ 11:34AM
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You know if you would stop rubbing catnip onto you legs every night before bed the cat might leave your leg alone!
The lights would make a nice addition to your tinfoil hats and panties….be sure and put in the copper wires, that way they will hold a shape better, yeah that’s the only reason.
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Taz813681818
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Apr 2 @ 12:05PM
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I know this is off subject but does anyone know what happend to Gwenafar???? She was by far the best blogger. ANyone know how to reach her?
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ladybootscooter
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Apr 2 @ 3:05PM
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she cancelled her account and yes you are right........you are 
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