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I awoke to something scratching my leg. Looking down I noticed the cat humping my leg again only this time she had on her tinfoil panties which caused rather annoying lacerations on my lower calf. Her tinfoil hat, which I lovingly made for her the night before, had fallen awkwardly giving her a somewhat drunken appearance.

The familiar rustling from the kitchen made me aware that the slapping lady was busy making toast, so I avoided the kitchen and went into the living room.

Suddenly an idea hit me ...why not take down the Christmas tree...I mean its April for gawd sakes and I could use the Christmas lights for decorations for our tinfoil hats. I immediately turned on my favorite CD and jumped for joy listening to AC/DC"s Highway to Hell.....Isn't life grand ...I thought to myself !!!!

Yours truly ..Professor Pan. T. Borty

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Apr 2 @ 7:34AM  
Wow.....when your done, can you come over and take my tree down too??

And my dog asked me if you could make him a tinfoil hat.....he thinks it might attract more lizards for him to play with outside.....

Apr 2 @ 7:42AM  
Borty...does the slapping lady know you've taken to sniffing glue???

Apr 2 @ 7:45AM  
Man i wanna come live with you..procrastination in a man is so sexy. :>)

Apr 2 @ 8:02AM  
Well Sxse....I may have ingested some of the fumes while making the tinfoil hats and panties....

Apr 2 @ 8:07AM  
Put the tree in the backyard....we'll use it tonight to cookout.....

BTW......your CoCoa Puffs* are almost ready.

Apr 2 @ 8:11AM  
Thanks Ash...We will need to go to the store for more tinfoil for the cookout.

Apr 2 @ 8:20AM  
You could do like we did...just pick up the whole thing, decorations and all...and carry it down to the basement!

Apr 2 @ 9:03AM  
LOL Sundance.... that works!

Hey Borty? I've got this metallic fabric that feels a lot softer than tinfoil... I can't say if it's conducive enough to your electric desires and impulse, though (?).

Apr 2 @ 9:04AM  
Cookout?? I remember our last cookout Ashy, I haven't seen my purple panties since!!! Not that I would accuse Prof. Borty of stealing them.....jus sayin

Apr 2 @ 9:45AM  
PROCRASTINATE Could you teach me how to do that??? I live on the fast track to anal behavior and it's drivin' me nuts!

Maybe I should take up creative tinfoil art and use lots of glue...

My answer to takin' down the Christmas tree? Don't put one up....haven't had a tree in 7 years since I brought home my little livewires just before Christmas in 2000. Sumthin told me they wouldn't mix well....

Apr 2 @ 10:15AM  
Borty I don't know a bout the tree but one of my neighbors still has Santa in the dinning room window waving.

Apr 2 @ 10:34AM  
Borty...Ever think about switching to Saran Wrap...? It`s less abrasive and also multifunctional....


Apr 2 @ 11:08AM  
Damn I was gone way to long; so this is what the Professor looks like. No wonder you get all the panties

Apr 2 @ 11:34AM  
You know if you would stop rubbing catnip onto you legs every night before bed the cat might leave your leg alone!

The lights would make a nice addition to your tinfoil hats and panties….be sure and put in the copper wires, that way they will hold a shape better, yeah that’s the only reason.

Apr 2 @ 12:05PM  
I know this is off subject but does anyone know what happend to Gwenafar???? She was by far the best blogger. ANyone know how to reach her?

Apr 2 @ 3:05PM  
she cancelled her account and yes you are are

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