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Ever Wondered....What If Dear Abby Was A Man??? LMAO!

posted 4/2/2008 12:28:50 AM |
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Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my bestfriend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that
there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing -
your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer
together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved
too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with
your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform
oral on him.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow
to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to
perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you.
The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged.
The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with
other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress
relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember,
nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being
away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!).
Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his
stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you
and your best friend to perform oral on him.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must
mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to
help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and
present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your
selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to
sleep never giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.

Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests
for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as
much as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the
mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by
performing oral on him.

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Apr 2 @ 12:44AM  


Apr 2 @ 12:47AM  
This is just to funny...
Dear abby as a man... damn can't stop laughing......

Apr 2 @ 12:47AM  
I'm Going To Give This To Every Woman I Know....Then Tell Them To Perform Oral On me........Thank You Dear Abby...

Apr 2 @ 12:54AM  

Sweetheart you deserve a kudo for this one.
And here it is.

Sorry; my bad. here it is.

Apr 2 @ 1:59AM  
most definately kudo material.

Apr 2 @ 2:03AM  
I've only met one woman in the last year that didn't like giving head,but she sure didn't mind getting it...da bitch

Apr 2 @ 2:05AM  
you know comment one and two could have been Tassie they were talking about

Apr 2 @ 2:25AM  
...but it would have to be Dear Al... I could never take manly advice from Abby....

Apr 2 @ 7:00AM  
I've only met one woman in the last year that didn't like giving head,but she sure didn't mind getting it...da bitch


Apr 3 @ 10:50AM  
I agree with all of except the last. Foreplay rocks.

Apr 3 @ 11:43AM  
Dear Abby... theres this chick i like, but she lives so far away, should i go visit her?

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Ever Wondered....What If Dear Abby Was A Man??? LMAO!