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posted 4/1/2008 10:17:54 AM |
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  harleybadboy

I have figured out what the alphabetic bra sizes relate to.........and going to share them with ya'll......

A.......Acceptable.....small and perky. Usually with hard nipples. Mouth full.

B.....Beautiful.....Nicely rounded and firm....perky or soft nipples. If you place a pencil under them it will fall down.

C.....Colossal......they stretch the blouse buttons trying to bust out. Usually soft and easily worked with male hands. Nice soft nipples you can roll around on your tongue. Very suckable.........

D.....Dramatic.....usually sought after by movie and porn stars. More show then useful. Usually find enhanced by serjury for maximium effect. May or may not have actual protruding nipples. You can only stretch good things so far before you lose detail.

E.....Enhanced....holy shit......uses parachutes for cups. Usually enhanced for trying to get into the Guiness World Records or Ripleys Believe it or not. Nipples now just an indentation on the ends of them.

F....Frightening....those will hurt you if she turns around too fast and your too close. When she takes her bra off when she is standing straight up and they will hang to to a point anywhere below her waistline. Usually flatten out if left hanging loose. Nipples 1 to 3 inches long. The trick of being able to throw them over her shoulders to relieve the weight an easy task.

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itsallforfun

Apr 1 @ 10:22AM  
hmm I have never got complaints about mine being just show....going to have to take a survey now...
Lisa46

Apr 1 @ 10:26AM  
umm you forgot the double sizes
nawtikitty

Apr 1 @ 10:29AM  
Harley...lol..I've seen this joke..but..honey..there are double sizes.

like mine....40DD....


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wtxman

Apr 1 @ 10:35AM  
any size any time,just bring it on
blackskyline4

Apr 1 @ 10:37AM  
you would be miss.. the AA, DD EE, and the G... the Almighty G... everything bows before the G (including the woman behind them) anything past a DD is more then likely wasted boob... if it takes more then one hand to grab the majority of them its wasted boob... every guy should know where his wasted boob point is...

mine is at the half way point between Ds and DD... i have seen the E before in person... and well its just more then i know what to do with... i needs more experience with the lower levels before going above my knowledge
SxzeNewMe

Apr 1 @ 10:44AM  
D.....Dramatic.....usually sought after by movie and porn stars. More show then useful. Usually find enhanced by serjury for maximium effect. May or may not have actual protruding nipples. You can only stretch good things so far before you lose detail.
I beg your pardon? More show than useful? Titty fuck a AA and tell me my DD's aren't useful!

What's more, I don't think one iota of detail has been lost! Are you gonna say you can't see details??? Are you serious???



Pa-lease! DD = Doubly Delicious and that's about the size of it!



harleybadboy

Apr 1 @ 10:47AM  
Now all those double sizes are, of course, double the fun.....

harleybadboy

Apr 1 @ 10:57AM  
Sxze......you certainly have a point there........actually two points.......actually two very nice points .....no detail lost there.........

Titty fuck.........sounds like a good idea to me.....

"evil grin......getting some nice scenery from this blog"
clearlily

Apr 1 @ 10:58AM  
Good Lord never seen anyone put it quiet like that hon..... wonder what you will come up with next...


Oh yeah not sure where I would rate mine on your chart tho........
nawtikitty

Apr 1 @ 10:59AM  
WOW Szxe..I bow in deference



blackskyline4

Apr 1 @ 11:11AM  
omg there just so beautifu l... can i hold them
themama

Apr 1 @ 11:13AM  
Yep I got the "c" down pat......
Sunshine79

Apr 1 @ 11:18AM  
Pa-lease! DD = Doubly Delicious and that's about the size of it!


Ok, not only is your ass bigger than mine Nomi, but ya got me beat with those BOOBIES too.....
xquseme

Apr 1 @ 12:39PM  
.....Colossal......they stretch the blouse buttons trying to bust out.
Gottta LUUUUV that "straining buttons" look....
ABrownEyedScorpio

Apr 1 @ 1:12PM  
and don't forget the triples, eeder
ladybootscooter

Apr 1 @ 2:53PM  
aa??? PUHLEEZZEEEE!!! I can go outside, get really cold and get an extra set bigger than that!!!! You really should have remember us DD ladies and no, not enhanced and very useful thank you very much!!!
canuhelpme258

Apr 1 @ 3:44PM  
This started some shit!
SpunkyRed

Apr 1 @ 4:13PM  
Mine are C's!!!
Ashinatrix

Apr 1 @ 4:54PM  
I'm like a C.5
hissweetgothgirl

Apr 9 @ 11:40AM  
Well I used to be a 50dd.... but now I am a very happy 34b...and yes they pass the pencil test.....

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