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  StraddleMyNose

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX This blog may contain strong material and may not be suitable for some. Has anyone ever gone through life never actually being happy and felt empty inside and try to pinpoint what that was? Well, I have felt this way for the past 20 years, and I fina;;y decided to do something about it a few months ago. I started exploring this option and realized it's not that long of a road for my goal to become a woman. About two weeks ago I started some female hormonal shots. I can see a little difference already in my appearance, such as perky boobs right now, and I'm very excited. Don't get me wrong, I will always be attracted to women, not men, so I guess you would have to call me a lesbian after I have that surgery in November. Kim and I have talked about this and even though it was hard for her to accept that, well, she has accepted that and we both plan on staying together living as "lesbians". I had a long talk with my daughter about this right before I started the hormonal shots and she can't get passed this. Well, you know how kids are...lol I'm not making that much of a change to my name, just add an "a" at the end of my name right now and it's Shawna. The rest of my family do not know this, and I will tell them over time. I know this may be somewhat of a shocker to most of the people here, especially to my friends. But I have always felt like a lesbian stuck in a male's body, and this is a dream come true for me now.
















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sumdaysoon

Mar 31 @ 10:15PM  
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 31 @ 10:17PM  
Comments are welcome about this blog! I didn't want to tag this blog with humor, that would have given it away.
GSpotGina

Mar 31 @ 10:18PM  
lol Smartass!
ThePurpleProphet

Mar 31 @ 10:20PM  
Damn, I was gonna ask if you wanted me for threesome.
NightOfOld

Mar 31 @ 10:22PM  

Damn; And I was just starting to fall in love.
aslag

Mar 31 @ 10:22PM  
Good one. I was reading that with a open mouth astonishment. Thanks for reminding me about April Fools Day. I gotta go grab a helmet.
themama

Mar 31 @ 10:25PM  
Damn that was good.. You got me good.....
jcarolina

Mar 31 @ 10:32PM  
Damn you messed me up!
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 31 @ 10:35PM  
I can't believe you guys actually fell for this.


Btw, 5 minutes after I did this blog Meagan had to go post a blog with "April fools" in the title. Damn, she's going to blow my blog surprise!

Change your title, Meagan!
Roxanna

Mar 31 @ 10:36PM  
Wow, I totally forgot about April Fool's Day.

I don't know you but I was totally supporting you, in my head. Ha!
soft_touch938

Mar 31 @ 10:42PM  
This fool fell for it hook, line and sinker Geez I worry about me!
lifeizabitch

Mar 31 @ 10:47PM  
Excellent
Sunshine79

Mar 31 @ 10:47PM  
Im sorry.....
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 31 @ 10:50PM  
Thank you, Meagan!
SxzeNewMe

Mar 31 @ 10:50PM  
Shawna! Now that was funny, I don't care what anyone says!!!
ThePurpleProphet

Mar 31 @ 10:51PM  
I was joking about the threesome thing too.
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 31 @ 10:52PM  
Sure ya were, Purple. P.
SexPet

Mar 31 @ 10:56PM  
Nope, you didn't get me

I kept waiting for the punch line cuz I knew one HAD to be coming.

Good try though
KissMyThong

Mar 31 @ 11:13PM  
Sorry StraddleMyNose....This has nothing to do with your Blog....But, there is just something about the way that Aslag sits in that DAMN chair that makes me wanna sit on his LAP...Hmmmm...Can I...? Do you still have the chair Aslag? Do tell.

Here`s a kudo StraddleMyNose for using your blog to hit on Aslag.

KMT
BlueEyes708

Mar 31 @ 11:32PM  
NOT FUNNY

Good, great prank

But not FUNNY.

Maybe we should just keep calling you Shawna, paybacks are heck, you know that don't you.

borty293

Mar 31 @ 11:57PM  
Shit ...I was gonna send you a pair of my nicest panties...
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 1 @ 12:01AM  
That's okay, Borty, I have my own collection of panties.


As for the name "Shawna", damn, it might as well be my name, some stuff that I get in my snail mail list me as "Shawna" on them. Got one today as a matter of fact.
HollyHummy

Apr 1 @ 12:12AM  
OMG you are naughty....too funny..
cutecarrie6969

Apr 1 @ 12:14AM  
Nice try, but no dice. Didn't fool me for a second ....probably because I'm very well aware of what day tomorrow is thanks to an important appointment I've been reminding myself about for the past week.....but anyway, if this Freudian "joke" of yours ever takes off, I know some people who know some people who can help ....
mrknowuwell

Apr 1 @ 12:50AM  
thats no fair teasin all the married bi ladies on here they were thinkin they were finally gunna have those 3 sums they have been whining about not gettin
BKB1972

Apr 1 @ 12:54AM  
K....can someone come over with some snips & get this fucking hook out of my cheek? I'll be shiting the line and sinker out in the morning & I'll be glad to send them if you want them back!
Nice joke....ASS


GAWD I'm an idiot
slohand_47

Apr 1 @ 1:44AM  
Got me too..........

Although.... I kept thinking it was a joke and I was watching for the punch line...... Long time ago I heard a joke about a guy who has been out of town for years and comes back and looks up his buddies....... to reveal to them he is now a woman. After they got over the shock..... they started asking him questions....... the biggest one being..... did it hurt to have his..... organ removed. His reply went something like this.....
Well, there were a number of surgeries and they were difficult to get through...... but the most painful part was when they stuck this tube in my ear and sucked half my brain out.

peachskin

Apr 1 @ 1:52AM  
geeez ... you nearly got me ... great idea
lunanegra

Apr 1 @ 2:14AM  
I almost bought into it...*this close*
blackskyline4

Apr 1 @ 2:28AM  
we knew you were weird... but wow that was kinda believable
canuhelpme258

Apr 1 @ 2:42AM  
Ummm Hate to break it to ya... we thought you were a little umm you know... so a sex change would fit....
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April Fool's back at ya!


I saw that coming!
ksk72

Apr 1 @ 3:01AM  
As if he cut off the important part I would have anything to do with him any more...yeah right ok well maybe for a few 3-somes
rnj1013

Apr 1 @ 5:33AM  
I was wondering if you were gonna try out for the WWE Diva Search next year
NightOfOld

Apr 1 @ 7:51AM  

I don't know about the Diva search. But canu is looking for a Midget.
He may be interested in HornSwaggle
Wordsofwit

Apr 1 @ 8:39AM  
The minute I saw the headline knowing the date, it was given away.
Sunshinegal35

Apr 1 @ 5:39PM  
Shawn (a)-
You KILL ME! I was reading along, knowing how far-fetched you can sometimes be, thinking, "This doesn't surprise me at all!"
Then come to find it's a hoax! LMAO
You sure fooled me!
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 1 @ 7:24PM  
OMG! I can't believe most of you guys fell for it. Kim couldn't believe it either.
Loveyoulongtime2

Apr 1 @ 8:00PM  
I am going to admit I was freaked out reading it. I hoped it wasn't really true. Glad you are okay the way you are.
sugarnspice005

Apr 1 @ 8:31PM  
awwwwwwwwwwwwww damn!!! And you could have been a gorgeous woman too.



That was a good one!

Definitely worthy of a kudo.
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 1 @ 9:01PM  
Thank you, Sugar. I would have made one hell of a pretty sexy chick!

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