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posted 3/31/2008 12:18:35 PM |
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DA VINCI CODE
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:



It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be
at
least three thousand years old!



The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient
symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to
discuss the meaning of the markings.



The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a
donkey, So they were smart enough to have animals help them till the
soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to
help them."



Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which
means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek
food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David
which means they were evidently Hebrews.


The audience applauded enthusiastically.



Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and
said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says:
'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick



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DarkDesires99

Mar 31 @ 12:21PM  
Cute!
ladybootscooter

Mar 31 @ 12:30PM  
That was cute!!
nawtikitty

Mar 31 @ 12:54PM  
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and
said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says:
'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick



Maybe the bible was read the wrong way too?
BlueEyes708

Mar 31 @ 2:03PM  
I have a couple Jewish friends who will enjoy that joke. So I'm sending it off.

Oh and I enjoyed it too, and you get a kudo

ThePurpleProphet

Mar 31 @ 2:26PM  
That got a chuckle out of me for sure.
Scottishtease

Mar 31 @ 7:19PM  
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Apr 1 @ 3:03AM  
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