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5 Porn Movies that will Fail to make Money

posted 3/30/2008 11:02:07 PM |
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You'd be surprised the things you can find surfing the net...

5 of the Worst Porn Movies EVER MADE....THEY ARE A JOKE PEOPLE!

1. Not tonight dear

An incredible hot housewife is dressed in her sexy night outfit. Husband is eager and erected, but she got a headache and only want to sleep. He has to jerk off on the toilet.

2. We protect 18 year old virgins

4 big black men with big cocks and big muscles patrol the suburban streets in order to make sure that 18 year old virgins get safely home from their dates without losing their precious flower.

3. Let´s talk about sex

A young couple want to have sex, but the girl is not sure. They discuss it for a long time before they decide to just cuddle. Cameo apperance from the parents of the couple.

4. It´s enough boys

Cute girl wants to try a gangbang for the first time. 5 athletic men with big equipment turns up. She hesitates at first, but gets into it after a while. But then, just before the guys are about to cum she decides that “it´s enough” and she asks the boys to go back home.

5. Lets fuck teens who look like grandmothers!

18 and 19 year old teens who dress conservatively and look very mature for their age get down and dirty in this movie.



And finally, a movie that probably will work allright:

Not tonight dear 2 - the revenge

Another night, another headache. But this time the husband will not take no for an answer. He “forces” her to have sex with him and after a while she starts to enjoy it.

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ThePurpleProphet

Mar 30 @ 11:09PM  
Yea, I can see the problem with the plots here.

How about "Country Boy Junior".

A story about a Kid from the country that walks around with chewing tabacco drool on his chin and trie to make it with all his cousins. Of course it'll be shot down in Kentucky.
mrknowuwell

Mar 30 @ 11:11PM  
i rented all of em............its nice 2 know i am not the only 1 missin out
swyeter

Mar 30 @ 11:26PM  
They can’t shoot it in Kentucky PP, seems Ohio has already filed state copyright infringement to prevent that from happening.
jcarolina

Mar 31 @ 12:32AM  
Those are some stupid plots. You're joking, right?

I reckun we uns culd shewt that thar pitchur show ritecheer in gol durn Nawth Cackylacky. I no a cuple fellers that chaw terbacky. Thur cuzins mite evun jern in.
TattooedRawkStar

Mar 31 @ 2:07AM  
Oooh! You forgot one...you must not have rented it...it's called "Green Light, Red Light" and involves a couple going out for the evening, lots of drinks & expensive dinner, obvious flirtatious overtones, sexy and revealing outfits, some dirty talk...then, right at the end, just before he turns the lights out, his lady picks a fight about the redhead at the bar the guy never even saw.

It ends on a Red Light.

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