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posted 3/30/2008 7:02:29 PM |
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You Know You've Had Wild Sex When.....

* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.

* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.

* The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

* A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.

* You've both gone down one clothing size.

* You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.

* You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

* Boy, are you hungry!

* You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.


What A Perfect Woman Would Say....

* I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

* I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king!

* Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

* God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

* I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

* You're so sexy when you're hungover.

* I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

* Let's subscribe to Hustler.

* Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

* Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

* I'll be out painting the house.

* I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

* Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!

* I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

* No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

* Your mother did a great job raising you.

* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.

* I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

* Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint!

* Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

* You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

* That was a great fart! Do another one!

* I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...









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DarkKnightWalking

Mar 30 @ 7:12PM  
It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
Or it takes 2 hrs to untie the ropes...

I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king!



I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...
God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

Hmmm. You mean that's not usual behavior...?


Good Blog.....Kudo for yaz...
RedShien

Mar 30 @ 7:32PM  
Add breaking two beds in an hour to that
Good list
Scottishtease

Mar 31 @ 7:57AM  
I love the yoga angle, can't wait to try that one out thanks buellrider :>) good blog.

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