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A secretary called in for the fourth time in as many days.
When the boss answered, she said, "I'm sorry, but I just won't be in today."
The boss, more than a little pissed about such a long absence without notice or reason, snapped, "Well, you must not be very happy in your current position."
Panting and nearly breathless, she replied

"Oh yes.....yes I am....that's why I won't be in again today....."

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Mar 30 @ 3:13PM  
Ah yes…..sounds good to me too!

Mar 30 @ 3:13PM  

Mar 30 @ 3:42PM  
It sounds like there is an "opening"....a "position" worth applying for.

Another thought...
is resume 3 syllables or just 2?

Mar 30 @ 3:48PM  
Does that mean it's only a fantasy that you can have such awesome sex for days that it's worth risking your job?

Mar 30 @ 3:56PM  

Mar 30 @ 4:09PM  
Good one DKW I leave you with this KUDO

is resume 3 syllables or just 2?

Its 3

Mar 30 @ 4:12PM  
take your kudo ... not for the blog but for what you said in e-mail... hope that works for ya.

Mar 30 @ 4:20PM  
Awww, thanks, Bro.

And definite thanks for all the comments from everyone. that canu and I have everyone confused totally...
*WTF are these two crazy bastards yappin know? no? how bout you? no?*


Mar 30 @ 4:24PM  

resume is two syllables

resumé is three

Damn, I'm pretty smart for a redneck!

Mar 30 @ 4:42PM  
Does that mean I have to be extra careful when I hire my secretary??? I have very special requirements, including body guard at times. LOL

Great joke, you get a Kudo


Mar 30 @ 4:46PM  
If I have any say in the matter, milady blue...
Your position for secretary/bodyguard/protector/caretaker/hours upon hours lover/ and Darklord has been filled...

Mar 30 @ 4:49PM  

funny stuff

Mar 30 @ 6:19PM  
Good one DKW!!!

Mar 30 @ 6:22PM  
Yes, My Dark One, You do.

Mar 30 @ 6:52PM  
yes, jcarolina.. a very smart redneck!

Mar 30 @ 7:04PM  
Sounds like a good excuse to call in to me!

Mar 30 @ 9:13PM  
Been there/done that but at least she called in....I couldn't get him to stop long enough for me to reach the phone...almost lost me job!

Good one DKW..

Mar 30 @ 9:50PM  
resume is two syllables

resumé is three

sorry lol I didnt know puncuation, and grammer was involved. I thought we were talking about the same word.

Mar 30 @ 9:52PM  

Now that's a good reason to not go into work.

Mar 31 @ 5:49PM  

I was thanked for that?????????

I do much coolerer stuff round here than that!!!!

I want credit!!!!! Visa !!!!!

Mar 31 @ 6:41PM  
Yes, Canu you are awesome. LOL You ride to the rescue when ever you're called.

I'll stroke your ego but now there will be two very upset people if I stroke anything else. LOL .

You and your co-hort here just keep all the great writing coming and I'll keep 'handing out the Kudo

Still a great Joke Deorc leofmin

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