A secretary called in for the fourth time in as many days.
When the boss answered, she said, "I'm sorry, but I just won't be in today."
The boss, more than a little pissed about such a long absence without notice or reason, snapped, "Well, you must not be very happy in your current position."
Panting and nearly breathless, she replied
"Oh yes.....yes I am....that's why I won't be in again today....."
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DarkDesires99
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Mar 30 @ 3:13PM
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Ah yes…..sounds good to me too! 
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themama
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Mar 30 @ 3:13PM
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aftershox
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Mar 30 @ 3:42PM
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It sounds like there is an "opening"....a "position" worth applying for.
Another thought...
is resume 3 syllables or just 2?
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31sunshine
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Mar 30 @ 3:48PM
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Does that mean it's only a fantasy that you can have such awesome sex for days that it's worth risking your job? 
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canuhelpme258
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Mar 30 @ 3:56PM
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xdcfx
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Mar 30 @ 4:09PM
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Good one DKW I leave you with this KUDO
is resume 3 syllables or just 2?
Its 3
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canuhelpme258
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Mar 30 @ 4:12PM
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take your kudo ... not for the blog but for what you said in e-mail... hope that works for ya.
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DarkKnightWalking
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Mar 30 @ 4:20PM
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Awww, thanks, Bro. 
And definite thanks for all the comments from everyone.
So....now that canu and I have everyone confused totally...
*WTF are these two crazy bastards yappin about...you know? no? how bout you? no?*
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jcarolina
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Mar 30 @ 4:24PM
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resume is two syllables
resumé is three
Damn, I'm pretty smart for a redneck!
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BlueEyes708
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Mar 30 @ 4:42PM
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Does that mean I have to be extra careful when I hire my secretary??? I have very special requirements, including body guard at times. LOL
Great joke, you get a Kudo
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DarkKnightWalking
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Mar 30 @ 4:46PM
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If I have any say in the matter, milady blue...
Your position for secretary/bodyguard/protector/caretaker/hours upon hours lover/ and Darklord has been filled... 
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blackskyline4
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Mar 30 @ 4:49PM
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funny stuff
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BKB1972
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Mar 30 @ 6:19PM
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Good one DKW!!!
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BlueEyes708
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Mar 30 @ 6:22PM
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Yes, My Dark One, You do.
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aftershox
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Mar 30 @ 6:52PM
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yes, jcarolina.. a very smart redneck! 
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sundance64
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Mar 30 @ 7:04PM
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Sounds like a good excuse to call in to me!
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soft_touch938
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Mar 30 @ 9:13PM
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Been there/done that but at least she called in....I couldn't get him to stop long enough for me to reach the phone...almost lost me job!
Good one DKW.. 
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xdcfx
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Mar 30 @ 9:50PM
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resume is two syllables
resumé is three
sorry lol I didnt know puncuation, and grammer was involved. I thought we were talking about the same word.
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sugarnspice005
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Mar 30 @ 9:52PM
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Now that's a good reason to not go into work.
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canuhelpme258
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Mar 31 @ 5:49PM
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THAT???????
I was thanked for that?????????
I do much coolerer stuff round here than that!!!!
I want credit!!!!! Visa !!!!!
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BlueEyes708
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Mar 31 @ 6:41PM
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Yes, Canu you are awesome. LOL You ride to the rescue when ever you're called.
I'll stroke your ego but now there will be two very upset people if I stroke anything else. LOL . 
You and your co-hort here just keep all the great writing coming and I'll keep 'handing out the Kudo
Still a great Joke Deorc leofmin
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