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posted 3/29/2008 7:13:44 AM |
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  KissMyThong

Ya...I`m up at the Buttcrack of dawn to post these jokes for U before I leave for work. This has been floating around the Net for sometime, I think it`s a hoot and worth posting...

The Why`s of Men...

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favourite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


He he he... I hope everyone has a Super Day...!

KMT



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zena343

Mar 29 @ 7:18AM  
Heard them before KMT, but they are for the most part very true, LOL J/K but they are funny.
blackskyline4

Mar 29 @ 7:22AM  


thats soo messed up funny
freakin_u

Mar 29 @ 8:12AM  
Pretty funny...gave me a morning chuckle.
themama

Mar 29 @ 9:18AM  
Thanks for the morning chuckle....
j3411

Mar 29 @ 9:19AM  
. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

Of all of them,,,yes this one made me laugh out loud.
aftershox

Mar 29 @ 9:27AM  
yeah, heard these before too. still enjoy them all.

my personal fave is the one about plugged into a genius... that one gets me every time.

the vapor lock visual with the balls thing is a good one too,
BlueEyes708

Mar 29 @ 9:51AM  
I'm not usually into Male bashing, Let's face it they are the most fascinating of the species. But this was funny.

thanks for the chuckle.

Scottishtease

Mar 29 @ 10:50AM  
I love the dog one. Thanks thong :>)
KissMyThong

Mar 29 @ 9:04PM  
Not man bashing...it`s just a joke...

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