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Does Pissing & Moaning Work ~ Sometimes

posted 3/28/2008 6:42:23 PM |
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A friend sent me this and I thought it was both cute and applicable to recent events.

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning....

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Mar 28 @ 6:44PM  

Mar 28 @ 6:47PM  
I know that guy didn't work for AT&T.

Mar 28 @ 6:48PM  
That poor dog you naughty person you

Mar 28 @ 6:49PM  
LMFAO... Poor dog. That is definitely worth a kudo.

Mar 28 @ 6:51PM  
If i moan just right ... i usually get what i want ...

Mar 28 @ 6:56PM  
Scottishtease ~ After seeing your "S & M - If yes how much & no why not? Lets find out how kinky we really are." blog I was considering asking if you would be interested in taking the dogs place. J/K

Mar 28 @ 6:58PM  
rescueremedy ~ If you moaned for me I'd probably give you anything you wanted; that is as long as you didn't try the pissing part.

Mar 28 @ 7:08PM  
U h thanks for the offer but I dont think my hubby would like that too much, now the dog hey give him to me J.K.!!!

Mar 28 @ 7:09PM  
Swyeter ... I`m not into pissing ,but i like that you will give me anything i want ... Let`s find out ....

Mar 28 @ 7:12PM  
I'd be willing to give it a try rescue but first I got to hear how you moan.

Mar 28 @ 7:24PM  
Swyeter ... if you give me what i want ...i`ll moan ..promise

Mar 28 @ 7:38PM  
That was funny
It got more of a groan than a moan out of me, however.

Mar 28 @ 7:44PM  
Now you got me thinking I may not be able to give what you'd want to get you to moan.

Mar 28 @ 7:49PM  
Is that a real war hammer or just a toy look-a-like?

Mar 28 @ 7:52PM  
DarkDesires sometimes the right groan is better than a moan.

Mar 28 @ 7:55PM  
PurpleProphet ~ let's just say that I have learned from experience when I carry it to wear my steel toed boots.

Mar 28 @ 8:08PM  
Back in the day I made a war hammer with a crochet mallet. I used it to hunt rats down by the creek.

Mar 28 @ 9:13PM  

That is a good one.

Mar 28 @ 10:08PM  

Mar 28 @ 10:20PM  
I usually get what I want....and if I don't I start pissing and moaning.....

Mar 28 @ 10:33PM  
Sunshine79 ~ pissing and moaning is still better than bitching & nagging

Mar 29 @ 1:30AM  
Isn't any kind of pissing and moaning the same as bitching and whining?


Mar 29 @ 3:00AM  
Nawti you are right that pissing and moaning is basically the same as bitching and whining but a man will tell you that nagging is different.

Mar 29 @ 3:20AM  

the phone company always taking the cheap way out

Mar 29 @ 10:25AM  

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