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The Parrot & Jesus

posted 3/27/2008 12:02:47 AM |
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  buellriders69

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

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BKB1972

Mar 27 @ 12:13AM  
Glad I have a job...a life of crime could really be a pain in the ass
Sunshine79

Mar 27 @ 12:33AM  
I posted this one before....Man, I still laugh when I read it...that's genius!!
BlueEyes708

Mar 27 @ 1:15AM  


funny thing about Rot's They'll invite you in, but don't turn your back and try to leave. Ain't going to happen.

Thanks for the smile.
NightOfOld

Mar 27 @ 1:26AM  


canuhelpme258

Mar 27 @ 3:24PM  
lmao

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