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posted 3/26/2008 7:34:00 PM |
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

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max49

Mar 26 @ 7:40PM  
Printing these off and posting where I can see it...ALWAYS,
sundance64

Mar 26 @ 7:42PM  
Changing my profile...NOW!!


Not that it matters...
girlcountry

Mar 26 @ 7:59PM  
You ain't right, girl!! But I loved it!!
nkspeed

Mar 26 @ 8:14PM  
Awsome! kudos for this one!
StraddleMyNose

Mar 26 @ 8:25PM  
A classic one!
KissMyThong

Mar 26 @ 9:18PM  
padreroyalataol

Mar 26 @ 9:43PM  
cool ,...
dumblonde

Mar 26 @ 10:26PM  
how about for men...

godsfearing....................nigerian
teddy bear....................fat
adventurous..................horny
looking for a soulmate...nigerian
no hair.........................balding, so he shaves
a few extra pounds........fat
looking for a good woman...horny
willing to relocate..........desperate
marriage material..........nigerian
loves to cuddle..............horny
loves to please..............horny
serious about meeting...horny
wants a real woman......horny
average looking.............ugly
big cock.......................worried about his size
looking to try new things...married

i think you get it....goes both ways....

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