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This is coming straight out of the dictionary that I had to buy way
back many yrs ago in college from the college bookstore! This
certain dictionary was required, yes REQUIRED TO BE USED for all
Freshman English classes....

FUCK, It's in the Dictionary!!!!

Definitions:

Fuck (fuk) Obscene V. to have sexual intercourse with. phrasal verbs.
To fool around.

Fuck off. To leave at once
Fuck over. To treat unfairly, take advantage of
Fuck up. 1. To bungle 2. To act cerlessly or foolishly.

Noun 1.An act of sexual intercourse. 2. A partner in sexual
intercourse.

Other Fuck things in the dictionary....

Fucked-up -Totally confused

Fucker- One that fucks

Fucking- Damned

Fuck up -One who fucks up


Other types of "FUCKS" that are NOT in the dictionary but should be:


Sympathy Fuck. Fucking someone out of generosity, giving them the
gift of your sexual attention because they won't be getting anything
else.

Mercy Fuck: See above

Revenge Fuck: Sleeping with an ex's
partner/lover/submissive/friend/parent/etc as a way to hurt them.

Conquest Fuck: Courting, wooing, and fucking someone just to prove
you can.

Competition Fuck: Much like the conquest fuck, but your motivations
lie not in proving to yourself but to someone else that you can.

Nostalgia Fuck: Can you ever really go back and re-capture that
moment after it has past?

Territorial Fuck: "Oh you just slept with my partner? Have fun? Good,
now watch and learn as I fuck yours through the bed!"

Curiosity Fuck: Not really interested in them beyond wondering what
color their nipples turn during sex.

Opportunity Fuck: Not looking for Ms./Mr. Right, just Ms/Mr Right
Now. You will do.

Showboat Fuck: Best done in a crowded swing club with a VERY vocal
partner.

Good Fuck-We all know what a good fuck is.....always looking for one
of those...

Dumb Fuck-The fuck you always get behind on the highway who drives 10
miles UNDER the speed limit!

Bad Fuck-If ya don't know what this is, you don't deserve a good fuck!

Stupid Fuck-The burnt out pot head working at the restaurant who can
never get your order right at the drive through window....

Lazy Fuck- See Bad fuck, plus they're too lazy to care....


Have I left any out????

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BKB1972

Mar 26 @ 6:20PM  
Good Information...AMD for the intelectuals in us all....

I'd like to add:

Ugly Fuck: Few of these running around

Fuck witt: Similar to the dumb fuck, can also be used as "hip" term as in: "you wann'a FUck Witt me?"

And finally...

D Fuck: As in "D Fuck of a life time" Looking for one of these..
Looking4ever

Mar 26 @ 6:27PM  
Fucktard...we all know one or two.
zena343

Mar 26 @ 6:54PM  
man that's what heck of alot of fucking!!
SxzeNewMe

Mar 26 @ 6:57PM  
I don't see "Fuck me!" anywhere on this list...
cordog3000

Mar 26 @ 7:01PM  
Ooo, how about

Fuckin A- An expression similar to damn or damnit.

Fuckin' A right you'll do it... or
Fuckin' A man! Whats your problem?
sundance64

Mar 26 @ 7:01PM  
You forgot the most important one...the anthem of AMD...


Wanna Fuck?


**yeah!! I'm not grounded!*

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