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Oh no He did-ent.....

posted 3/26/2008 3:01:02 PM |
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  straightup_9



One Sunday morning, as the collection plate arrived back at the pulpit, the Reverend noticed a crisp new $100.00 bill lying on top.....Totally awe-stricken at such generosity, he stepped up to the microphone and announced to the congregation...

"Would the person who so generously donated the $100.00 please stand up and be recognized for your wonderful deed."

The Church fell silent, as an obviously "flaming" young man slowly from his pew.

The Reverend said..."Sir, for such love and kindness, I am going to let you pick a hymn ...pick any hymn you like."

The young man stood there for a moment, one hand on his hip, the other on his chin, slowly tapping his lips with a finger.

"Well...." he said, "I'm not sure,,....,", as he began to point.."but, it will be either Him, Him, or Him!!!"

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soft_touch938

Mar 26 @ 3:10PM  
That's so funny!! (can I pick a him??? )
Lisa46

Mar 26 @ 3:49PM  
I wanna him to
max49

Mar 26 @ 4:40PM  
Funny....that happened at worship service this week but I didn't see you there Brother straightup_9. Kudo for you.
max49

Mar 26 @ 4:51PM  
The way this place has gotten I guess I had better explain what I just said. I was just trying to be funny and what I meant was I didn't see you there to tell this story of the flamer. My apologies. I'm gonna go to the corner and play with myself now.
canuhelpme258

Mar 26 @ 5:13PM  
Okay I giggled a bit!
straightup_9

Mar 27 @ 12:55PM  
Funny....that happened at worship service this week but I didn't see you there Brother straightup_9.

C'Mon, now Father Max.....You don't remember that Choir member laffin' his ass off?
straightup_9

Mar 27 @ 12:58PM  
The way this place has gotten I guess I had better explain what I just said

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