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Flame warrior! a joke

posted 3/25/2008 8:49:45 AM |
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(tried to post this last night, but I think the connection messed up)

With all the flame wars going on here at AMD. I've decided to start a new business. I've fallen back on my admitedly crazy ways from Iraq to become Doc.Suicide, Flame Warrior. That's right kids. Flame wars are a hassle. Sometimes, you don't have enough online friends to back you up. Sometimes, the other guy is just too good. Sometimes, you have an impediment known as a "life". Who can devote all that time and energy into bitching out people you'll probably never run into in real life? Well, now you can! For the nominal fee of three easy payments of $19.95. Doc.Suicide, flame mercenary, will do the hard work for you! I offer all these great services.

Childish name calling.
Um.. er... more childish name calling.
Well... actually that's the only service I offer, but I do it really well!

Who needs real war, when you can have a flame war? I'll flame anyone, from the Pope to your grandmother. I'll flame your dog and cat if the price is right. Order today or get flamed tomorrow.

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Mar 25 @ 8:55AM  
LOL Gotta love that sense of humor.

Mar 25 @ 9:01AM  
from now on,
i'm wearing my wet suit.

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Flame warrior! a joke