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posted 3/24/2008 10:35:02 AM |
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  BlueEyes708

Irish Gas Station:

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro
was. "Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.

As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his
pocket. "So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant. "They're
called tees," replied Tiger. "And what would ya be usin' 'em for,
now?" inquired the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.

"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those fellas at FORD think of everything

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Souluv

Mar 24 @ 10:39AM  
sundance64

Mar 24 @ 11:08AM  
That was funny!!
itsallforfun

Mar 24 @ 11:09AM  
Good Monday morning laugh!!
DarkDesires99

Mar 24 @ 11:24AM  
Good thing he didn’t say anything about making slicing!
NightOfOld

Mar 24 @ 12:08PM  

KissMyThong

Mar 24 @ 1:10PM  
Thank goodness I`m a woman...My new Focus doesn`t have any tees...
BKB1972

Mar 24 @ 1:29PM  

Here's a "Green" for ya on that one
canuhelpme258

Mar 28 @ 8:01PM  
I finally got blank CD's.... I'm slow and old cut me slack...

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