Irish Gas Station:
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro
was. "Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.
As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his
pocket. "So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant. "They're
called tees," replied Tiger. "And what would ya be usin' 'em for,
now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.
"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those fellas at FORD think of everything
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