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posted 3/24/2008 2:26:07 AM |
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Well lately I've been getting several emails asking ...Professor do you feel about tinfoil panties and are they functional in todays society?

My experience has been rather negative to be honest and I have several scratches on my dinky to prove my point. Perhaps a lighter guage of tinfoil would minimize damage to the genital area but I will have to do some research in the pantie lab before drawing any conclusions.

However I have found attaching the tinfoil panties to an electrical source provides a very stimulating experience particularly when I'm also wearing my tinfoil hat. You might say that it totally blows my mind and stimulates the genital area to a surprizing extent. I'll keep you informed as my experimentation continues.

Always Working For You.....Professor Pan.T. Borty

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Mar 24 @ 2:28AM  
You make me laugh out loud, Borty...

Mar 24 @ 2:31AM  
Keep still, Borty, we're losing the cleveland signal.....

Mar 24 @ 2:50AM  

That does it!!!! I'm goin' out tomorrow and get me some tinfoil....I'm all out. It may be the only stimulation I'll get for gaud knows how long! Besides I'm wearing my vibrator out I need a new experience....

Borty ur so funny...first time I've laughed all day....thanks!

Mar 24 @ 2:55AM  
loss for words

Mar 24 @ 3:49AM  

Must have been a real tingling experience for you.

Mar 24 @ 4:02AM  
...... but borty silver was never my color I look so much better in gold.

Mar 24 @ 5:57AM  
So sense tinfoil is out... is the edible britches still in...? cuz i was holding on to a set for a rainy day. i assume if they are still in the wrapping they are good. like fruit roll ups and pop tarts... good till forever

Mar 24 @ 7:47AM  
Borty, thank you I can always enjoy a good chuckle from you. Tease.

Mar 24 @ 8:09AM  
Are you sure those were panties? I lost my ladies chastity belt. cant find it anywere. Dont know how she got it off anyway, The Keys were in Kansas City.

Mar 24 @ 8:43AM  
oh Borty ....If you need an assistant in the lab I would be more than happy to flip the switch for you when needed

Mar 24 @ 11:03AM  
Borty copper wire added to both the panties and the hat would really add to the electrifying experience!

Mar 24 @ 11:26AM  
Nacho Research Labs
Hollow Tree # 3

Dear Professor Borty,

After much surfing and researching I have come across the perfect solution for your Tinfoil Panty cutting the dinky issue.

If you follow this link you will surely find the proper fabric for your metallic pantie experiments.

Best of luck to you sir,

Nacho De Squirrel

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