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posted 3/22/2008 10:19:32 PM |
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  40yearoldvirgin

The other day I posted about getting a boner for a 16 year old in a church. I figured that I would get punished somehow. I had a car accident on Friday. Do you think that was my punishment? I was not hurt, but my car got smashed up good and it's going to cost me plenty because I was not fully insured. So that was my punishment, right? I'm even now, yes? No more worries. Just stay out of churches with hot teens from now on.

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cutecarrie6969

Mar 22 @ 10:27PM  
Lol

Maybe. Or maybe you should expect some kind of reward in the future....hard to keep track, lol.
Lisa46

Mar 22 @ 10:29PM  
no God don't punish us for stupidity!! only when you don't learn from it so I'm guessin you caused the accident cause you were on your cell phone?
52LoveAffair

Mar 22 @ 10:31PM  
Or watching young girls walking on the sidewalk?.....
StraddleMyNose

Mar 22 @ 10:31PM  
Ah, jailbate. Some 16-17 year old are good to look at, but other than that, HELL NO!!! lol
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 22 @ 10:58PM  
Three nuns are waiting to go in confession to father.

The first one goes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I saw a man’s penis last night."

The Priest says, "Say 5 Hail Marys and wash you eyes out with Holy water."

The second nun goes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I touched a man’s penis last night."

The Priest says "Say 5 Hail Marys and wash your hands with Holy water."






















While the 3rd nun goes in, the first 2 start to do as they were told. A moment later the 3rd nun comes and and says, "Move over girls, I have to gargle."
canuhelpme258

Mar 22 @ 11:29PM  
You're punishment will be like all men's when they get to hell

A bottle of beer with a hole in the bottom,,, a hottie with no hole in her bottom....

okay its old but I'm tired!
GSpotGina

Mar 22 @ 11:36PM  
I read that boner blog. The penalty? 40 Days and 40 Nights!
40yearoldvirgin

Mar 22 @ 11:38PM  
Not on the phone. Ice on the road. Big storm on the first day of spring. Typical up here.
CrazyCraveman

Mar 22 @ 11:44PM  
Hate to be the one to give you the bad news...but everything happens in three's...so you have two more-a-comin'!

TheAvenger

Mar 23 @ 12:59AM  
Am I safe now?

No, but thank God that 16-year-old is.
beefygoblin

Mar 23 @ 1:51AM  
is it safe?
beefygoblin

Mar 23 @ 1:58AM  
In most civilized countries 14-16 is the legal age... though in some it's 16 for straight sex and 18 for gays. for more information see t-shirt .

Only in america is 18 the magic number (exept in florida... there its 16).

What did you think made 16 such a sweet age?
rnj1013

Mar 23 @ 3:06AM  
Only in america is 18 the magic number (exept in florida... there its 16)



its only 16 if you're under 21. If youre over 21 and she's under 18 be prepared to spend a lot of time with Snowflake.
zena343

Mar 23 @ 8:34AM  
Hopefully your dues are paid now!! Atleast you better hope so And keep your mind off the 16 year olds, LOL

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