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posted 3/22/2008 11:00:30 AM |
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

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BlueEyes708

Mar 22 @ 11:02AM  


Very very funny

thanks
surfin4fun

Mar 22 @ 11:31AM  
Thank you, it's always the obvious, direct approach that I never think of!
zena343

Mar 22 @ 11:37AM  
Too funny!!
itsallforfun

Mar 22 @ 11:59AM  
funny!!
lemondrop

Mar 22 @ 1:04PM  
Brilliant!
borachone

Mar 22 @ 5:28PM  
Posted several times but it's still funny

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