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Well Ain't that Nice

posted 3/22/2008 10:59:47 AM |
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Blanch and Sadie, two retired Southern Ladies were sitting on the porch at the retirement home. Sipping lemonade and rocking in their chairs.

Blanch takes a sip and says: " I sure do miss my Henry. He was such a fine man. When I was a young woman and he would come-a-courting', he would bring me chocolates and flowers. I sure do miss my Henry'.

Sadie takes a sip, takes a rock in the chair and replies: "Well ain't that nice".

Blanch takes a sip, takes a rock and continues. "When we were first married Henry bought me a beautiful house. He used to get me a shiny new car every year. We went on such nice vacations. I sure do miss my Henry".

With a short pause for a sip and a rock Sadie smiles and says: "Well ain't that nice".

Blanch sets down her lemonade and asks Sadie. "Sadie I don't know much about you. Did you have someone like Henry in your life?"

Sadie sips her Lemonade and says: 'No I never did find a nice man to marry. I just stayed off by myself and went to work everyday. About the most interesting thing that happened in my life was my parents sent me off to a finishing school when I was a young lady".

"Oh that does sound nice, what did you learn at finishing school?" Blanch inquires.

Sadie smiles, and tells Blanch. " Well about the best thing I learned at finishing school was to say,

Well Ain't That Nice

instead of

Fuck You".

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BlueEyes708

Mar 22 @ 11:04AM  


Well aint that nice. LOL

I loved this story. And these steel Magnolia's are really something to deal with let me tell you. Now I have the line I need for all of them.

Thanks for the laugh

NachoBaby

Mar 22 @ 11:06AM  
Oh yeah.. that one and bless your heart... they can say any rude hateful thing in the world as long as they follow it with.. bless his/her heart.
Daddylongstrong

Mar 22 @ 11:10AM  
When I say Fuck You, I am being nice. It's better than a bitch slap.
That's just the way I roll, I'm just one of those motherfuckers.

DLS comin' at ya live and long.
j3411

Mar 22 @ 11:20AM  
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Well Ain't That Nice? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
surfin4fun

Mar 22 @ 11:33AM  
zena343

Mar 22 @ 11:39AM  
Well atleast she learned to be polite!! AIN'T THAT NICE!!!
sundance64

Mar 22 @ 12:04PM  
Roflmao!!!

My ex-mother-in-law told that joke to me years ago...a little differently worded but the punch line was the same!

Still funny!
DarkDesires99

Mar 22 @ 3:31PM  
Well Ain't That Nice

and funny too!

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