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A New Dawn ..The Resurrection of Panties

posted 3/22/2008 1:18:26 AM |
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  borty293

I awoke to silence. My troll detector lights had stopped flashing and all was calm in Pervia once again. The cat was humping my leg with renewed vigour and the parrot was trying to pull my lower dentures out. I gently brushed the creatures aside, stood up and readjusted my white pleaded skirt. I opened my pantie drawer and selected the red frilly satin pantie that a dear friend in Pervia had sent me to wash but being almost a senior citizen, I forgot to return several of her items, but made a mental note to return them as soon as possible.

I gingerly pulled on my panties and was amazed to see my pink nylons without a single run...sometimes life gives ya a break I thought. I then ceremonially placed my tinfoil hat upon my head and announced, in a deep resonant voice said ...Borty is Back.

The smell of burnt rubber and toast emanated from the kitchen signalling to me that the lady of my dreams was busy in the kitchen. Without hesitation I tiptoed down the hall and caught a glimpse of that beautiful large round ass, wiggling gently while she did the dishes.

Yes life was back to normal in the Borty household and no I didn't use the detergent this time. More to cum as blogland is restored.

Your Spiritual Advisor ...Professor Pan T. Borty.....

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tlc0766

Mar 22 @ 1:25AM  
pink lacy g-stings coming your way.
xdcfx

Mar 22 @ 1:25AM  
Now thats what I call creativity.......or you are just a very starnge dude. lmao
Its all good though. glad to see you are blogging again Borty. I leave you with this KUDO
BlueEyes708

Mar 22 @ 1:28AM  
Too Funny. Glad things are getting back to normal around here.

thanks for the smile

Ewe_Wish

Mar 22 @ 1:38AM  
Borty is Back.
and just at the right time too I might add.............
BKB1972

Mar 22 @ 1:40AM  
I got this visual in my head ...wrong man, wrong...funny...but wrong
(OK )
Whatever blows yer skirt up....shit another visual

Nice blog!
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 22 @ 2:34AM  
Good Man......
DangerousCurves999

Mar 22 @ 5:22AM  
I just knew you were set to return Borty.... I found the clue... the dropped pair of lacy panties when you stole the stash of kudos i had saved for DeDe.
blackskyline4

Mar 22 @ 6:03AM  
howdy new person's blog i have yet to comment on...

You shall All know me!! for i am everywhere
gwenafar

Mar 22 @ 8:18AM  
Sweet, sweet Borty ...I was thinking.. since I don't wear panties anymore that maybe I would send all mine to you ...you need them more than I do
gwenafar

Mar 22 @ 8:18AM  
And a kudo for the Professor
SxzeNewMe

Mar 22 @ 8:26AM  
You crack me up!


Well done, my friend, well done! I can't wait for more!!!
Lisa46

Mar 22 @ 9:09AM  
so you like big ass''s huh???
ladybootscooter

Mar 22 @ 9:33AM  
I knew it! I knew you didn't send back my red panties!! That whole story about the post office losing them........You never intended to send them back did you???? I see how ya are!
jcarolina

Mar 22 @ 9:42AM  
Glad you're back. You kinda faded into the background right after I came here.
Heard a lot about you!!
Blog on!!!!!!!
NachoBaby

Mar 22 @ 10:06AM  
Ohhh Borrrrrrtieeeeeeeee .. your toast is ready sweetums.
surfin4fun

Mar 22 @ 11:49AM  
So now that it seems safe to venture out again .... tell me Borty, just how big is your panty collection?
canuhelpme258

Mar 22 @ 11:53AM  
Thanks....

You know why!
DarkDesires99

Mar 22 @ 2:27PM  
You know on those really powerful strange days you should make a pair of tin foil panties to go with the hat.

tell me Borty, just how big is your panty collection?

Now Surfin4fun I’m sure Borty will tell you it’s not the amount of Panties in his horde that matters but that each one is a special treasure.
soft_touch938

Mar 22 @ 3:22PM  
What a visual... LMAO.... Welcome back borty...ain't it nice in Pervia now? I might even come up with something sexy before the day is over...oh good grief...it's afternoon already???

I need to hurry...my creative juices are slow today....
max49

Mar 22 @ 6:43PM  
Welcome back Professor Pan T. Borty. You have been missed. Now do I get my jb back delivering panties?
sugarnspice005

Mar 22 @ 6:43PM  
Welcome back Borty!! Pervia has missed you!
max49

Mar 22 @ 6:44PM  
I mean my job back (hiccup). Must be the wine.
Looking4ever

Mar 22 @ 7:32PM  
Can you make all normal again in my household? You only need to make it go back to about 19 hours ago.
StraddleMyNose

Mar 22 @ 10:51PM  
Damn it, now I'm horny for a chick to straddle my face with her panties on.
Pudge2you

Mar 24 @ 10:18AM  
lol Bort! New blue pills are shipping today...

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