I was watching one of them medical documentaries on one of them cable channels, and there was a guy, who was getting ready for a procedure to fix his inverted penis.  He was happily married, and his wife says that this "disorder" didn't bother her, or effect their sex life. It appears his penis was so small, that it was actually be pushed inside of him somehow, while he was limp, and he had to pull it out to urinate. He described it as the same as a man that had not been circumcised, and the shaft was to short for his penis to hang in the usual way  . I was having a hard time picturing this, until they showed an illustration of this, and it was said that this is a very common thing among men, because being born this way, parents usually dint have it corrected. I was like WHAT!  The procedure involved snipping some tendons, to allow his penis to relax, so that it would not be drawn back into his pelvic area. "I'm thinking, glad his penis can relax knowing that's gonna happen, cause I know, I wouldn't be relaxing had someone told me they are gonna snip anything in that area.  Anyhow the surgery goes off without a hitch, and he recovers, with a 6" penis. His wife seemed very happy, and he said he did it for more self esteem. 
I was just left in Awe at this, and left rather speechless. 
What do you think about it? Ladies would you see this as a problem, pre-op or post-op? Guys what would you do?
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canuhelpme258
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Mar 21 @ 11:40PM
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Ever heard th expression
"his dick was so small he had to stick a stick up his ass and yel snake to pop it out to piss?"
That is where that comes from...
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dumblonde
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Mar 21 @ 11:43PM
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some people have way too much time on their hands...
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xdcfx
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Mar 21 @ 11:44PM
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Ever heard th expression
"his dick was so small he had to stick a stick up his ass and yel snake to pop it out to piss?"
No, I cant say I have, but I did just laugh so hard from your comment, I almost pissed myself 
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lemondrop
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Mar 21 @ 11:44PM
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Defo a problem, That is speaking earnestly, I could bullshit and say it's all about feelings and love and fingers and tongues.
I couldn't be with someone that had that problem, sex is too important to me.
But fair dues to the guy for going through with the surgery and of course his wife is happier.
At the end of the day, sex is basic and primal and most men want to thrust and most women want to be filled, whatever sexuality.
Kudos for u.
And Kudos to lady who stuck by him!
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xdcfx
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Mar 21 @ 11:47PM
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Thanks lemondrop, I was thinking the same thing as you. But, she must have had toys to keep her happy, or something.
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BKB1972
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Mar 21 @ 11:52PM
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SNAKE!! It worked...it worked... 
I just got an innerpeniectomy  Thanks guys!
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surfin4fun
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Mar 21 @ 11:55PM
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Wow, I guess a real reminder that when you think you have it bad, someone usually has it worse.
btw... congrats on inventing a new word "innerpeniectomy" Google doesn't know about it yet 
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xdcfx
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Mar 21 @ 11:58PM
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Google doesn't know about it yet
I googled it too good word though
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BKB1972
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Mar 22 @ 12:26AM
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(pushes up glasses & clears throat...uhrrrah)
From the recent journal of the I.A.P.I. (International Association for Penile Imperfection)
And it reads: Innerpeniectomy: Procedure for extracting Innershaft from the taint. See also, Chronic Turtle Head Syndrome & the forum "Hell man give it up, it's just small". 
Glad I could help...BKB
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xdcfx
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Mar 22 @ 12:31AM
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Jim, now thats classic. I should give you a KUDO for that. as a matter of fact I think I will. so, KUDO to you Jim.
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BKB1972
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Mar 22 @ 12:44AM
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Thanks Thom! I'd gladly give you another but it won't let me. All joking aside (I should have said this FIRST) you gotta' feel for the guy. I'm with Lemon, we could all give Kudos to his wife for sticking it out...so to speak 
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BlueEyes708
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Mar 22 @ 12:47AM
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Medicine. Some of it is very strange. And let face it, how many of you guys would own up to a condition like that anyway.
Yeah I thought so. If it was you, you'd look at the surgery. LOL
Great Blog, learn something new everyday.
one Kudo for you
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xdcfx
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Mar 22 @ 12:55AM
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Thank you for the KUDO and the comment hon. I think it took balls just to go on TV. and tell everyone what was up with his "manhood"
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blackskyline4
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Mar 22 @ 6:08AM
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Wow... all i can say is i bet the locker room was just akward for him...
that news is just... wow...
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canuhelpme258
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Mar 22 @ 7:01AM
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Oh wow could you see forming an inverted penis support group.. guys standing up... "My name is Joe Schmo I've got no dick"
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SxzeNewMe
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Mar 22 @ 8:53AM
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I thought that was one of the differences between men and women? Men have "outies" and women have "innies"?
Is anything I learned in grade school useful??? 
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NachoBaby
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Mar 22 @ 9:51AM
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Ok I'm a sick pig.. cuz I'm still giggling over the penis relaxing thing.. For some reason I visualized it on a chaise lounge sipping a tropical drink... ok shuttin up now and handing over the kudzoo.
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ladybootscooter
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Mar 22 @ 10:57AM
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Hey I'm wondering if this is more common than we think.......I mean what about all these small dicked men in the world?? Could be they just need a tiny little "snip" (ok guys you can let go of your crotch that was virtual scissors ya know!!!) Might help alot of men and possibly save many marriages! Shiny green thingy to ya
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xdcfx
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Mar 22 @ 1:04PM
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Everytime I just read the word "snip" makes me hear the sound in my head, and I have to clinch my teeth.
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gwenafar
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Mar 22 @ 1:19PM
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wow...crazy story
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