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posted 3/21/2008 5:36:34 PM |
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  hopon

OMG!!!!!!!!!! What is a Christian girl to do....???.....

I just found out a little while ago that I am not supposed to eat red meat today....

oh man... fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.........

does that mean that I can't suck my hubby's cock tonight??????

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lemondrop

Mar 21 @ 5:39PM  
I had fresh cod in bread crumbs, with mashed potato steamed veg and parsley sauce.
Was lovely!
Unless you mean red meat in a way a Catholic would never comprehend!
BKB1972

Mar 21 @ 5:41PM  
guessing it's pink...only red AFTER you eat 'Think you're good
lemondrop

Mar 21 @ 5:44PM  
Fuck I missed the last sentence, just make sure ur teeth don't sink too far into ur poor hubbies wotsit!
Hollythesequel

Mar 21 @ 5:44PM  
Clarifying that Christians can eat red meat any day of the week. Christians who are Catholic are not supposed to, I believe.

But what does that have to do with you sucking your husband's cock? Seems you might be just a tad confused...First of all, a penis is not "meat." Secondly, even if it was, I don't recall anything in the Bible that says "thou shalt not SUCK red meat" on Good Friday.

All I've got to say is, if I were your husband, I'd sleep with one eye open.

max49

Mar 21 @ 5:45PM  
Just don't draw blood sweetie and I think you will be fine but just in case here's my number. Ooops sorry!!! I forgot I'm a man on the rag...I mean a man of the cloth. Bless you my child.
ladybootscooter

Mar 21 @ 5:50PM  
Hopon........I got the humor in this even if it flew right over some people's poor little pointed heads!!! Me? I'm having spinach pizza and a nice crisp salad for dinner!
hopon

Mar 21 @ 5:52PM  
a Christian I am, a Catholic I am not.... I don't really give a rats ass what I am and am not supposed to eat today or any other day.... I will eat what I want to when I want to..... I was just trying to use a little bit of humor.... apparently.... it failed!!

secondly..... dick IS meat!!!! and tasty meat at that!!

and oops... that's right... hubby isn't home tonight, he will be at work... so.... who wants to share their meat with me??? Line up.... Max will be first!!!!!
jcarolina

Mar 21 @ 6:04PM  
Where ya been, Hop?

I'll be feeling up, I mean filling in for Max, I'd hate to see him de-frocked for breaking his vow of celibacy.


DesertSmile

Mar 21 @ 6:53PM  
Well as a "Cafeteria Catholic" I eat the meat and love it. One more "rule" that makes no sense in todays world.
max49

Mar 21 @ 7:08PM  
Hot damn!!! I can't wait!!!
max49

Mar 21 @ 7:09PM  
Da line starts here.
StraddleMyNose

Mar 21 @ 8:11PM  
Yeah, I'm a christian, but that applies to catholics. I eat meat whenever I want.


Btw, your blog made me horny and yearning for Kim to stick my piece of meat in her mouth. lol
tassie1

Mar 21 @ 9:58PM  
you can ride it ,just not eat it
sundance64

Mar 21 @ 9:58PM  
We went to The Yacht House in Winston for dinner...not because of any food restrictions...just cause!

I was raised Catholic, always had fish on fridays during Lent...it got to be a habit after 20 something years. The Big Boy restaurant always had a friday fish buffet that had smelt...Yummy!!
hopon

Mar 21 @ 10:11PM  
Straddle.... I knew YOU would understand!!!!

The rest of you.... get behind Max......
mrknowuwell

Mar 23 @ 2:27PM  
there is always a meat substitute

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No Red Meat??????