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  BlueEyes708

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.

'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

Vote carefully this year.

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BKB1972

Mar 21 @ 12:55AM  
Think I'll find a farmer, who works hard all day long. Respects his neighbors, & holds himself with honor & humility. His family is his priority, has never cheated on his wife, & never beaten his kids. He's got my vote!
surfin4fun

Mar 21 @ 12:57AM  
Thank you hun, that was funny. I am concerned that it may be all to close to real life for comfort Do we know if they were DEMs, GOPs or Independents?
DarkDesires99

Mar 21 @ 12:59AM  
Good story, kinda sad too!
surfin4fun

Mar 21 @ 12:59AM  
BKB, I'll second your vote for that farmer!
casuallylooking

Mar 21 @ 1:45AM  
Very good point....
DarkKnightWalking

Mar 21 @ 1:53AM  
LOL....and non delineation of any Parties involved....

Clever.....
blackskyline4

Mar 21 @ 2:18AM  
I'm voting for The Count and Mickey mouse...
j3411

Mar 22 @ 11:38AM  
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