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posted 3/20/2008 6:45:10 PM |
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  40yearoldvirgin

I went to a concert in a church a few days ago. There was a young hottie sitting to the left of me a bit. Smokin'. I figured she was 18 or 19. She was talking to a woman next to her about doing some kickboxing. It was giving me a boner. This is in a church though! I think that's pretty bad. A guy shouldn't be getting a stiffy in a church. Then I hear the girl tell the woman that she's 16 years old. I was getting a boner for a 16 year old in a church!!!!!

I will surely burn in hell. BURN BURN BURN!!!

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Lisa46

Mar 20 @ 6:47PM  
shame on you! sure ain't built like they use to be are they??
parageneric

Mar 20 @ 6:48PM  
I know girls didnt llok lke that when i was in school either, tough to be a guy now a days LOL
40yearoldvirgin

Mar 20 @ 6:51PM  
I bet I get zapped by lighting in out first thunder storm this spring. I may have to stay inside all summer.
NachoBaby

Mar 20 @ 6:58PM  
Oh shoot dude.. I think Jebus would get wood lookin at some of what's runnin around nowdays.
BKB1972

Mar 20 @ 7:05PM  
I plead insanity your honor I'm just crazy about that li'l girl
canuhelpme258

Mar 20 @ 7:14PM  
You'll be in line behind me... we'll look up women's skirts to pass time
longhorn386

Mar 20 @ 7:57PM  
That's one reason I stopped going to church. The sermons were so boring and ridiculous. All I could think of was sex! ....Noah's Ark and all the animals fit in there?.....Must 'a been some boat load!
jcarolina

Mar 20 @ 9:22PM  
If that's the case, I'll be there with you. I was raised in church and erections were common embarassments. I even had a girl shake my other hand on the church bus.

Hope you're wrong.
straightup_9

Mar 21 @ 2:05PM  
Hey...all things happen for a reason....God created her beauty....and put you and her in church at the same time...on the same pew....ya think mebbe He WANTED you to enjoy his creation?....just sayin'...

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