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  DesertSmile




To make it stand,
you wet it!

To make it wet,
you suck it!

To make it stiff,
you lick it!

To get it in,
You push it!





Damn !!!!!!!
Threading a needle when
you're older, is a BITCH!




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BlueEyes708

Mar 19 @ 9:10PM  


For that I had to laugh out loud. That was just too good.

thanks for the good laugh

MamMan

Mar 19 @ 9:12PM  
Really good one, DS!!! Thanks for the funny ....my mind was not stretching to see that punch-line coming......
tassie1

Mar 19 @ 9:14PM  
I needed a good smile today,thank you sweetheart
soft_touch938

Mar 19 @ 9:34PM  
I couldn't forsee that punchline either...I love those kinda jokes....and I just love Maxine...my kinda woman!!

Thanks for the good blog!
iceberg26

Mar 19 @ 9:35PM  
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-kitten-shoe-loled.jpg
MamMan

Mar 19 @ 9:47PM  


from above comment^^^^^^^^^
Souluv

Mar 19 @ 9:58PM  
I love Maxine..that is who I want to be when i grow up
blackskyline4

Mar 19 @ 9:59PM  
DarkDesires99

Mar 19 @ 10:10PM  
Yikes!
It's too true.
Scottishtease

Mar 19 @ 11:10PM  
good one desert. ;>)You get a kudo for this one.
buatbu

Mar 20 @ 6:03AM  
Funny
B: I just love you.
M

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