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posted 3/19/2008 7:58:52 PM |
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I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.

Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

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Mar 19 @ 8:02PM  

Mar 19 @ 8:03PM  
OOoooohhhh...Canu's offended...

But I think its funny!!

Mar 19 @ 8:04PM  
That is not nice !

Mar 19 @ 8:27PM  
I love it!!!.

Mar 19 @ 8:29PM  
Oh gotta admit, to take the remote is cruel and unusual punishment...

Mar 19 @ 8:30PM  
love it

Mar 19 @ 8:37PM  
Did you see which way she went? I've been looking for that remote everywhere

Mar 19 @ 8:43PM  
GIMME dat gawl dern remote....

Cute one....

Mar 19 @ 8:48PM  
Ever try to change the channel on a cable box without the remote? You have well over 500 channels and no number buttons on the box, just up and down. Who the f-ck designs these things. It's almost as bad as setting up a multi household game on the wii (you have to enter theyre wii connection number using the remote (this takes forever) and then make a file for them... about 30 minutes later you've lost interest and are watching live porn on the xbox 360.

(First thing most people think of doing when they purchase the xbox camera... please do this in private chat as the uno rooms contain impressionable christian mothers... or if you want a wider audiance make a private uno room and invite your friends to "play".This works best if you have a 50 inch or wider television... or homemade projector. Hey its easier than changing the channel without a remote and perhaps less time consuming than setting up that we connection.


Mar 19 @ 8:53PM  
That's just not right.

Mar 19 @ 9:52PM  
I'm a B.R. person....before remotes... Back then I WAS the remote..."change the channel, change the channel, change the channel...was the daily mantra. So my hubby ALWAYS had a remote....even before they were invented.. (I suspect he watched the same channel for hours when I wasn't home)

Mar 19 @ 10:03PM  
I am just glad she did not take the batteries to the remote & leave it as that would be torture!!! Having your plaything & not being able to work it....

Mar 20 @ 3:21AM  
That is sexiest! but funny lol.......

Mar 20 @ 6:24AM  
OMG! Too funny!

Mar 20 @ 1:42PM  
that wasn't very nice..I had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel..

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