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posted 3/19/2008 10:29:00 AM |
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'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now.'

Brief Pause.
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it, Daddy .'

'And what happened, honey?' he asked.

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out
of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you
took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ......Is this 486-5731?'
'No, I think you have the wrong number......'

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Mar 19 @ 10:35AM  

Good one

Mar 19 @ 10:44AM  
Oh my god.....

Mar 19 @ 10:46AM  
That was funny. Thanks for making me laugh hon, I needed it. KUDOS for ya

Mar 19 @ 11:21AM  
OK, now that was good!

Mar 19 @ 11:47AM  
LMAO That made my day, thanks for that.

Mar 19 @ 12:27PM  

Mar 19 @ 12:58PM  
good one blue eyes chuckle.

Mar 19 @ 1:59PM  
You got to get a Kudo for this one.

Mar 19 @ 2:42PM  

I enjoyed that.....a twist on a classic one!!!!

Mar 19 @ 2:43PM  
Oooppss ....forgot the kudo......

Mar 19 @ 2:47PM  
I'm an asshole and I approve this joke!

Mar 19 @ 8:12PM  
LOL Loved it.

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