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posted 3/18/2008 11:13:21 PM |
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Last month the Administration announced each one of us would get a $600

tax rebate. It was supposed to be $800, but they dropped it to a $600.There

are other amounts depending on one's individual circumstances. However, if we

spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China . If we spend it

on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way I can see to keep

that money here at home is to buy beer, spend it on prostitution or play golf, as

those are the only thriving businesses still in the U.S.A.

Your cooperation will be appreciated.

Please note I recieved this in an email today it is meant in humor and laughs

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Mar 18 @ 11:20PM  
LOL that's a good one. I don't drink beer or play golf, don't need a prostitute. Maybe... treat the girls here to Chippendales? wooohooo

Mar 18 @ 11:32PM  
for six hundred bucks
you'd probably end up with
a Chinese prostitute
who prays to Allah

Mar 18 @ 11:40PM  
I buy beer, gotta do my part to keep the economy in Milwaukee in good shape! Anything less would be down right unamerican!

Mar 18 @ 11:45PM  
I bought beer tonight with a burger for dinner. Good ol' Bud light & then had to fill the truck $4.10/gal for diesel ...but I bought beer. Think I might just have another

Mar 19 @ 12:42AM  
Don't ya just love the truth wrapped up in humor...

Mar 19 @ 12:47AM  
I'll tell you how useless it would be to keep money in America, the person you give it to? He'll give it to some one who will give it to a drug dealer who will give it to his Bolivian connect and some dude named "Ricardo has so much of it....."-USELESS!

Mar 19 @ 2:02AM  
Sadly enough, I will use mine to pay my credit card bill which I ran up buying gas.
Seems like a few years ago my credit card bill was mostly used dvd's and cd's that I bought on Amazon. *SIGH*

Mar 19 @ 2:46AM  
So what your telling me is i need another $4400 before i can be another "client-9"... damn well i'll guess i'll be putting the money in the bank. i just want to know what its like to have a $5000 hooker. sense the ones i've seen around here are like $50 to maaaaaayyyybbbe $200... but with most bargain bin things... u get more (wither u wanted it or not) then you pay for... and better yet for 5grand that bitch better suck my dick and make breakfast at the same time...

on a different note. $5000 for one hour... talk about being nervous about ur performance

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