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the versatility of fuckPerhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word "FUCK".
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F" FUCK is the only word, that is referred to as the "F" word.
Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German: the word flicken, which means to strike.
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance.
John, fucked Shirley. As an intransitive verb. Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective, such as, Johns doing all the fucking work.
as part of an adverb, Shirley talks to fucking much. As an adverb enhancing an adjective,
Shirley, is fucking beautiful. As a noun. I don't give a fuck! As part of a word. Absofuckinglutely or Infuckingcredible!
And as almost every word in a sentence. Fuck the fucking fuckers! As you must realize there aren't to many words with
the versatility of fuck. As in these examples, describing situations such as fraud. I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay, Aah fuck it! Trouble, I guess I'm really fucked now. aggression, Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty, I don't understand this fucking question. Inquiry, Who the fuck was that? Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
incompetence, He's a fuck-off. Dismissal, Why don't you go outside, and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say, use this unique flexable word more often, in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly,

FUCK YOU!!!!!!





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Souluv

Mar 18 @ 9:44AM  
Fuck everyone...
ladybootscooter

Mar 18 @ 9:47AM  
Yeah well happy fucking Tuesday to you too! I give ya a shiny green thingy just for the fucking fun of it!
clearlily

Mar 18 @ 9:58AM  
FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!!!! loved the blog hon never thought of that before.......
Ewe_Wish

Mar 18 @ 10:06AM  
Thanks, now everytime I get a wanna fuck I will question if its just an inquiry or not?
xdcfx

Mar 18 @ 10:07AM  
Absofuckinglutely
slohand_47

Mar 18 @ 10:16AM  
I remember George Carlin had a monolog about "fuck" and he suggested taking old westerns and replace the word "Kill" with fuck. Too funny.

We're going to fuck you sheriff...... but we're going to fuck you slow............

etc, etc.
xdcfx

Mar 18 @ 10:26AM  
Yup, NEW FLASH! Mad fucker loose!
DarkDesires99

Mar 18 @ 10:35AM  
I always thought the phrase fuck you and the horse you rode in on was really weird and if you think about it….

I had always heard FUCK was For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge but that could be an urban myth.

Good Blog
xdcfx

Mar 18 @ 10:42AM  
I had always heard FUCK was For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge but that could be an urban myth

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.
jcarolina

Mar 18 @ 10:46AM  
How about to extricate yourself from a bad situation- I'm trying to unfuck myself.
canuhelpme258

Mar 18 @ 10:50AM  
WEll fuck.....
NachoBaby

Mar 18 @ 12:03PM  
Fuck this shit man!
whisperingcomet

Mar 18 @ 9:17PM  
Fucking A!
BlueEyes708

Mar 18 @ 9:29PM  
You an English Teacher or something? I haven't thought of the parts of a sentence in ages.

But it was funny. Thanks for the laugh

You get my last Cookie
blackskyline4

Mar 21 @ 2:27AM  
Ahh fuck

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