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posted 3/16/2008 5:26:38 PM |
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  hopon

OMG!!! Okay girls.... you will be shaking your heads as you read this thinking "Yup.... been there... done that"!!

Okay.... as many of you know, I recently have been sick, which leads to antibiotics, which leads to infection, which leads to OMFG!!!!!.... I NEED TO GET LAYED!

Okay... so now I am in the clear, and am looking forward to the evening. I sure hope that hubby is ready to be ridden and ridden hard... over, and over, and over again!!!

Fuck yeah.... cause if he is not, I have a few objects in mind that could help me take care of the problem!! "Hey kids.... where did you put your baseball bat when you were done playing with it"???

Don't laugh at me.... I am so very serious.... I am horny, horny, horny, and I need it in a realllllyyyy bad way!!!!

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aslag

Mar 16 @ 5:34PM  
Ah ha! Yet another reminder of how much sex I'm not getting. Good to know you're feeling better.
jcarolina

Mar 16 @ 5:38PM  
After 8 or 9 months, I must honestly say, I don't feel sorry for you!
justa_country_boy

Mar 16 @ 5:58PM  
Okay ....so this is a blog about a Yeast infection?
and worse yet i'm readding it.Got go slit my wrist now
lolthisistoofunny

Mar 16 @ 5:59PM  
I always thought it was the infection that lead to the abx, but maybe I've been getting it backwards all these years...lol

What i can't figure out is how the abx led to the horniness. hmmm...but next time I have an infection that calls for abx, I'll ask the doc to give me the kind that doubles as an aphrodesiac!!


xdcfx

Mar 16 @ 6:00PM  
Basceball bat!?!?!? Girl you better be careful you dont hurt someone. or for that matter something
lolthisistoofunny

Mar 16 @ 6:01PM  
ohh..okay...wasn't thinking about ...abx can cause yeast infe--...ok ...eww...TMI!!
whisperingcomet

Mar 16 @ 6:39PM  
Tell me about it....
luscious_bbwpa

Mar 16 @ 6:58PM  
After 8 or 9 months, I must honestly say, I don't feel sorry for you!

After 6 years, I must honestly say, I don't feel sorry for either of you!
StraddleMyNose

Mar 16 @ 10:41PM  
Damn it, Hopon, your blog made me horny!

And I don't have Kim here to ride me!

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