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posted 3/16/2008 5:04:25 PM |
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Yup, a couple of weeks ago, old Aslag was set up on a blind date by a friend who I'm going to beat to death with my cane when he comes back from leave, which should be tomorrow. I must relate this story in an effort to get support for my cause of mercy killings for the ignorant masses.

I drove up to her dorm to pick her up and all was well until we began driving to the resturant. A few minutes down the road she looks at me and asks, "What does Kim mean?". This confused the hell out of me. "I don't know. Who's Kim?", I asked. She pointed to my range display where it said 546km.

Me: Thats kilometers.
Her: Why doesn't it just say miles?
Me: It's German. They're on the metric standard.
Her: That's stupid. Why do they want to be different?
Me:Actually we're pretty much the only country that hasn't switched over.
Her: I don't think we should. Then we'd have to learn a bunch of new stuff.

Yes folks, she's a college student. A nursing student at that. During the night she proceded to tell me how my AC/DC cd was "old music" that her dad listens to, she told me how she almost killed a patient due to not reading drug dosages right, and about how people in Iraq should just stop fighting because if nobody was shooting at us over there, nobody would be getting hurt.

People like this should not be allowed to breed. Needless to say, there will not be a second date.

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Mar 16 @ 5:10PM  
Gee I don’t even know what to say!
Yep that about covers it!


Mar 16 @ 5:10PM  
was she blonde?? LOL, beat him a few extra times for not finding a smart woman for ya

Mar 16 @ 5:15PM can't..doesn't not compute..does not- *head explodes*


Mar 16 @ 5:16PM  
Well, the good thing is she won't last long in Nursing school, we can all breath a little easier.

Maybe you weren't suppose to talk to her. If he's a male friend, he may have had other ideas.

Be scared, Be very very scared.


Mar 16 @ 5:16PM  
*does not....pot,meet kettle

Mar 16 @ 5:18PM  
Yep, I'd beat him with your cane too!! Couldn't he find someone you had something in common with.

Mar 16 @ 5:19PM  
BE AFRAID, BE VERY VERY AFRAID, run hide and protect your family and friends, this is the future of our country, and she just might be the smartest one of all. (not likely, but you never know).

"People like this should not be allowed to breed"

Quick somebody step on it before it multiplies

Mar 16 @ 5:33PM  
Been there bro. I can't even bring myself to lust over stupid women.

Here is a normal conversation with my last airhead.

Me: Israel and Lebanon are at it again.
SP:Who's he?
Me: it's a country by Israel.
SP: Oh. Me and Kelly are going to Macy's today, they're having clearance.
Me: The poor people in the Mid-East can't afford to shop at Macy's.
SP: Who's playing Clematis by Night thursday?
Me: .

Mar 16 @ 6:17PM  
you can still date her.....just make sure she swallows

Mar 16 @ 6:31PM  
Yup, and the worst part about it, is that stupidity over rules looks by 100 times. She could have looked like a super model, and all I would see is this. I hope she didnt drink during the date, cause that could make things a whole lot worst.

Mar 16 @ 7:02PM  
I'm so sorry you had a horrible nite...I hope your next date goes alot better for you :)

Mar 16 @ 7:29PM  
And yet if she was good looking enough you might just have gone for it. Admit it.

What freakin school took her in? Why would any national program allow her to practice? What nursing home will she be gracing for the next 25 years?

20 bucks says she would have been an easy lay.... god knows I wish someone would throw me one of those right about now.

I even dyed my hair red hoping it would attract something.

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