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posted 3/16/2008 1:44:44 PM |
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This is borrowed from another site I did change the names for our amusement

Sumdaysoon goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me
father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

FatherMaxsays, "Is that you, Sums?
Sums says "Yes father, it's me."
FatherMaxa says "Who was the woman you were with?"
Sums says "I cannot tell you, father, because I don't want
to ruin her reputation."
FatherMax asks, "Was it Ewe_Wish?"
Sums replies "No, father."
FatherMax asks, "Was it CasuallyLooking?"
Sums replies "No."
FatherMax asks, "Was it NachoBaby?"
Sums replies "No."
FatherMax asks, "Was it ladybootscooter ?"
FatherMax replies "No, father."
FatherMax asks, "Was it DeDe54?"
Sums replies "No, father."
FatherMax asks, "Was it little Gwenafar?"
Sums replies "NO father! I cannot tell you."

FatherMax finally says, "Sumdaysoon, I admire your perseverance,
but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four
'Our Fathers' and five 'Hail Mary's'. Now go back to your

Sums walks back to his pew and his buddy Borty slides over
and whispers, "What happened?!"
"Well, I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Marys, and six
good leads."

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Mar 16 @ 1:53PM  
Post me a few leads

Mar 16 @ 1:54PM  
FatherMax asks, "Was it Ewe_Wish?"
Sums replies "No, father."
Thanks Sums

Mar 16 @ 2:08PM  
Now that was funny!!! You should keep this going!!

Mar 16 @ 2:19PM  

hmmmm........those are some good leads.............

**puts on Sherlock cap in anticipation of serious sleuthing**

Mar 16 @ 2:23PM  
LOL that was fun reading. Thanks, Lisa!

Mar 16 @ 2:27PM  
Father Father...Ask if it was Comet....she needs it today

Mar 16 @ 2:27PM  
whew...glad to know that i aint loose...

Mar 16 @ 3:19PM  
*writes down some names*... we need somebody else to go in to see if thats all hes got

Mar 16 @ 3:53PM  
LISA!!!!! When I told you to start wriiting more blogs, I did NOT have this in mind..
But I gotta admit, this was so cute, even though you may have tarnished a few good names, that I'll leave you a green cookie.

But I am not a loose woman.

Mar 16 @ 3:54PM  
now that was funny, LOL

Mar 16 @ 4:04PM  

Very Funny, Glad everyone here has a good sense of humor


Mar 16 @ 4:21PM  
*writes down some names*... we need somebody else to go in to see if thats all hes got

Um, I think you have just be nominated for the job...

Mar 16 @ 4:24PM  
That was great and original!

Mar 16 @ 4:29PM  
Comet, that was cute

Mar 16 @ 4:31PM  
And a kudo for Lisa for the laugh That was my last one

Mar 16 @ 5:00PM  
Lisa that was very cute !! I loved it !.... Kudo for you ...

Mar 16 @ 5:05PM  
Way cool and creative...

Mar 16 @ 5:29PM  
Hey ,
I love loose women. I send any loose ones you find this way! I will find somewhere to keep em, never have can enough around LOl

Mar 16 @ 7:12PM  
Thanks Sums
....ewe r welcome........

Mar 16 @ 7:12PM  
wonder if i confess again......i will get 6 more.........

Mar 16 @ 7:15PM  

Mar 16 @ 7:25PM  
wonder if i confess again......i will get 6 more.
What's the matter, Sums, the first 6 too much for you?
Sorry, Darlin, couldn't resist....

Mar 16 @ 7:38PM  
wonder if i confess again......i will get 6 more......

Go back... see if u can get a few in the 20s... Share the wealth of knowledge with us all

Mar 16 @ 9:03PM  

Mar 16 @ 10:07PM  

That was cute!

Mar 17 @ 2:30PM  
LMFAO Did I do that. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!!! On your knees in front of me and...oh yeah...Mmm that's it...just keep on doing what your doing. Kudo sweetie.

Mar 17 @ 2:40PM  
That was cute.

Mar 17 @ 9:30PM  
Good blog, Lisa!

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