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posted 3/16/2008 1:44:44 PM |
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  Lisa46

This is borrowed from another site I did change the names for our amusement


Sumdaysoon goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me
father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

FatherMaxsays, "Is that you, Sums?
Sums says "Yes father, it's me."
FatherMaxa says "Who was the woman you were with?"
Sums says "I cannot tell you, father, because I don't want
to ruin her reputation."
FatherMax asks, "Was it Ewe_Wish?"
Sums replies "No, father."
FatherMax asks, "Was it CasuallyLooking?"
Sums replies "No."
FatherMax asks, "Was it NachoBaby?"
Sums replies "No."
FatherMax asks, "Was it ladybootscooter ?"
FatherMax replies "No, father."
FatherMax asks, "Was it DeDe54?"
Sums replies "No, father."
FatherMax asks, "Was it little Gwenafar?"
Sums replies "NO father! I cannot tell you."

FatherMax finally says, "Sumdaysoon, I admire your perseverance,
but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four
'Our Fathers' and five 'Hail Mary's'. Now go back to your
seat."

Sums walks back to his pew and his buddy Borty slides over
and whispers, "What happened?!"
"Well, I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Marys, and six
good leads."

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whisperingcomet

Mar 16 @ 1:53PM  
Post me a few leads
Ewe_Wish

Mar 16 @ 1:54PM  
FatherMax asks, "Was it Ewe_Wish?"
Sums replies "No, father."
Thanks Sums
ValentineGirl214

Mar 16 @ 2:08PM  
Now that was funny!!! You should keep this going!!
jcarolina

Mar 16 @ 2:19PM  


hmmmm........those are some good leads.............

**puts on Sherlock cap in anticipation of serious sleuthing**
GSpotGina

Mar 16 @ 2:23PM  
LOL that was fun reading. Thanks, Lisa!
whisperingcomet

Mar 16 @ 2:27PM  
Father Father...Ask if it was Comet....she needs it today
dumblonde

Mar 16 @ 2:27PM  
whew...glad to know that i aint loose...
blackskyline4

Mar 16 @ 3:19PM  
*writes down some names*... we need somebody else to go in to see if thats all hes got
casuallylooking

Mar 16 @ 3:53PM  
LISA!!!!! When I told you to start wriiting more blogs, I did NOT have this in mind..
But I gotta admit, this was so cute, even though you may have tarnished a few good names, that I'll leave you a green cookie.

But I am not a loose woman.
zena343

Mar 16 @ 3:54PM  
now that was funny, LOL
BlueEyes708

Mar 16 @ 4:04PM  


Very Funny, Glad everyone here has a good sense of humor

Looking4ever

Mar 16 @ 4:21PM  
*writes down some names*... we need somebody else to go in to see if thats all hes got

Um, I think you have just be nominated for the job...
DarkDesires99

Mar 16 @ 4:24PM  
That was great and original!
gwenafar

Mar 16 @ 4:29PM  
Comet, that was cute
gwenafar

Mar 16 @ 4:31PM  
And a kudo for Lisa for the laugh That was my last one
rescueremedy

Mar 16 @ 5:00PM  
Lisa that was very cute !! I loved it !.... Kudo for you ...
Souluv

Mar 16 @ 5:05PM  
Way cool and creative...
parageneric

Mar 16 @ 5:29PM  
Hey ,
I love loose women. I send any loose ones you find this way! I will find somewhere to keep em, never have can enough around LOl
sumdaysoon

Mar 16 @ 7:12PM  
Thanks Sums
....ewe r welcome........
sumdaysoon

Mar 16 @ 7:12PM  
wonder if i confess again......i will get 6 more.........
shellsmack

Mar 16 @ 7:15PM  
Go SUM Go
casuallylooking

Mar 16 @ 7:25PM  
wonder if i confess again......i will get 6 more.
What's the matter, Sums, the first 6 too much for you?
Sorry, Darlin, couldn't resist....
blackskyline4

Mar 16 @ 7:38PM  
wonder if i confess again......i will get 6 more......

Go back... see if u can get a few in the 20s... Share the wealth of knowledge with us all
itsallforfun

Mar 16 @ 9:03PM  
sugarnspice005

Mar 16 @ 10:07PM  


That was cute!
max49

Mar 17 @ 2:30PM  
LMFAO Did I do that. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!!! On your knees in front of me and...oh yeah...Mmm that's it...just keep on doing what your doing. Kudo sweetie.
ladybootscooter

online now!
Mar 17 @ 2:40PM  
That was cute.
StraddleMyNose

Mar 17 @ 9:30PM  
Good blog, Lisa!

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