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posted 3/16/2008 12:40:18 AM |
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Yesterday the weather here, was very nice, like a spring day. I know some of you may remember I had to have the motor replaced in my van ? Well because I had to have that done, there were greasy finger prints, and hand marks and stuff all over my van, and it was really starting to make me crazy, because I am a freak when it comes to my van. Its has to be sparkly clean all the time. Yeah, my van is my baby.

Well, because the weather was so nice, I decided I would wash, wax, and detail the van. I spent most of the day doing this.

1. Wash
2. dry
3. wax
4. armerall tires and all plastic trim outside
5. wash all the windows on the inside
6. vacuume the carpet
7. steam clean the carpet
8. steam clean all upholstery
9. armerall all interior plastic


Now I was done, and the van was once again pretty. Well, I have a problem. It seems as though, and I shit you not, every time I wash my van,
IT FRIGGING RAINS!!! Yup, when I woke up this morning, and went outside to smoke my morning cigarette, I noticed that everything was wet. I looked over at my van, and there it was, all that I did yesterday on the outside of my van shot to shit. it had rained during the night.
So now I just figure it like this, If there is a drought this summer, I know to make it rain. All I have to do, is go where the drought is, and wash my van.

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DarkKnightWalking

Mar 16 @ 12:49AM  
So now we start callin ya "Rain Man?"


Wet chamois cloth will clear them rain spots right up
StraddleMyNose

Mar 16 @ 12:54AM  
You should have followed the weather forecast!
JOHN7AZ

Mar 16 @ 1:31AM  
Actually, the BIG GUY upstairs didn't think you washed it good enough. It's him saying, "you missed a spot!"
itsallforfun

Mar 16 @ 1:40AM  
do you give that much attention to the ladies...
xdcfx

Mar 16 @ 3:27AM  
do you give that much attention to the ladies

I sure do.
DangerousCurves999

Mar 16 @ 3:46AM  
thats not fair hon... and you were so nice to bake me a cake the other day.

It should have just rained all around you instead.
xdcfx

Mar 16 @ 4:08AM  
It should have just rained all around you instead.

I wouldnt care if it rained on me but, not my van...
NachoBaby

Mar 16 @ 12:18PM  
I know it's no consolation but same story here.. washed the car yesterday morning rained all freaking afternoon.

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