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posted 3/14/2008 5:52:03 PM |
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  freakin_u

Got this yesterday in a email..hope you all like it

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away..

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check ya out

5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your pants.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, But beauty's only a light switch away.

7) fat penguin........sorry I just wanted to say sumthin that would break the ice..

8) I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, But i bet I can make your bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy,can you help me find him?I think he went into this cheap motel room..

10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner..

11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, We kin sleep til afternoon.

and finally

12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, Everytime I think of it my nuts tighten up..





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NachoBaby

Mar 14 @ 6:35PM  
hey I was married to that guy!
freakin_u

Mar 14 @ 6:58PM  
so thats where you ran off too... wheres my chainsaw..

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