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posted 3/14/2008 4:10:13 PM |
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man walked in. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off of him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly over to her. Before she could make her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.... on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what that condition was. The man replied, " You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.....
"Clean my House..."

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Mar 14 @ 4:14PM  
OOOh the auction is on.. I'll give ya $25 if ya clean mine!

Mar 14 @ 4:36PM  

Very nice one.

Mar 14 @ 4:50PM  

Out of Kudo's I owe you one

Mar 14 @ 5:35PM  

Mar 14 @ 7:44PM  
I clean for free.

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